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This or That?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MrSmiles, Sep 9, 2005.

  1. daloonie

    daloonie sex boobs nude

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    Cherry

    Cinema

    or

    DVD
     
  2. flo0tz

    flo0tz New Member

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    Cinema

    ****ting all over the toilet seat

    or

    Peeing all over yourself
     
  3. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    peeing all over yourself.

    bumping threads

    or

    eating treads?
     
  4. Enfyrneaux

    Enfyrneaux New Member

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    Eating Treads. I hear the rubber tastes good.

    Psoriasis

    or

    Latex allergy?
     
  5. togmkn

    togmkn tog-em-kay-en

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    Latex allergies (happen to have that myself)

    Stairway to Heaven

    or

    Highway to Hell
     
  6. Archon

    Archon I posted in the RO-me thread and all I got was a p

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    Highway to hell

    second base on an extremely ugly girl

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    getting kicked in the nuts
     
  7. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    I'll take the ugly girl for 1000 Archon!

    fscking a cherry pie

    or

    fscking an apple strudel?
     
  8. Enfyrneaux

    Enfyrneaux New Member

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    I'll bang the Apple strudel, red goo from cherry pie might get on mah pantaloons.

    Bedding with Barney

    or

    Jamming it in Jar-Jar?
     
  9. missPoopShoot

    missPoopShoot voodoo rage

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    Jamming it in Jar-Jar. I wouldn't use lube... would you?

    Amiga

    or

    Atari?
     
  10. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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    Atari

    Metallica

    or

    Slipknot?
     
  11. FaT CaM

    FaT CaM Not much...

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    Metallica

    96 hours constantly awake

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    An LSD hallucination
     
  12. draconx

    draconx RuneUT

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    96 hours constantly awake

    96 hours awake at a LAN party

    or

    96 hours awake at a TV marathon
     
  13. FlashIV

    FlashIV King of the Impossible

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    LAN Party hands down

    Kelly Clarkson

    or

    Carrie Underwood
     
  14. MrSmiles

    MrSmiles selimsrm

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    who?


    J├Ągermeister

    or

    Captian Morgan
     
  15. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    J├Ągermeister all the way.

    Integrals

    or

    Derivatives?
     
  16. Emotionless Ice

    Emotionless Ice Banned: <a href=/showthread.php?t=171372>attemptin

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    Integrals


    Locked in the mind
    or
    Locked in Jail
     
  17. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    Locked in jail. Easier to break free.

    Smoking KB

    or

    smoking bars?
     
  18. Emotionless Ice

    Emotionless Ice Banned: <a href=/showthread.php?t=171372>attemptin

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    Smoking KB


    Pot
    or
    Pot and Mareina
     
  19. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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    Pot

    A girl rubbing her ass all over your face

    or

    A girl rubbing her menstrating cooch all over your face?
     
  20. Emotionless Ice

    Emotionless Ice Banned: <a href=/showthread.php?t=171372>attemptin

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    I'd take the menstrating cooch, it's easier to wash off and I won't smell like ass

    A man rubbing alll over you
    or
    A ugly fat 1,000 pound woman rubbing all over you
     

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