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This is when things really start to degenerate.

Discussion in 'Original Unreal Tournament' started by Boom, Jun 6, 2000.

  1. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    Our resident computer illiterate (yours truly) has just figured out the raw keybinds in advanced preferences. =P

    You will soon be annoyed by me shouting out the most ridiculous things in game, with the simple press of a key.

    This is what I got so far, and its only gonna get worse :)

    "I am the Apple and the Potato!"
    "WAnk Poops Too Much!"
    "Yeah? You and what army?"
    "Ow, you shot me in my happy parts!"
    "This is a raw keybind :)"
    "Pull my finger"
    "Good game, I'm sweating like a whore in church!"
    "Hooray for boobies!"
    "Quit looking at my *** !"

    and for people who like to shout out "Boom!" in the game...

    "That's my name, don't wear it out!"

    I'll use them sparingly (I don't want to get banned from every server out there), but it won't be easy :D

    Of course, my clanmates recognize these apparently goofy phrases as commands in super secret ]LoL[ code. ;)

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    ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom....
    ]LoL[Boom|PuF
     
  2. jenny?

    jenny? i am teh <img src="http://forums.beyondunreal.com/

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    hahahaha, nice job boom! be annoying and be proud.

    some of my old keybinds (keep in mind at this point i literally had NO useful team binds):

    you and me baby, ain't nothin' but mammals.. so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!

    jenny 0wnz j00!!!

    what, can't handle getting beat on by a girl?

    bend over so i can make this @ss kicking quicker!

    got nipple?

    prepare for castration!

    F*CK BELLATLANTIC!!!

    Smooth move Ex-Lax!!!

    Come and get me little boy!

    uh.. right. can't remember the rest :eek:

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    The_Other_Girl[NWA]
     
  3. LOL. I love the "Wank Poops Too Much!".

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    AKA Ruffrider
    "My House!"
    In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

    LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them:("
    Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
    LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

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  4. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    "I'll use them sparingly (I don't want to get banned from every server out there)"

    Don't go feeding us this line of sh!t Boom. I played one and a half games with you last night and have them all memorized already. :)

    A monster has been created. LMAO.

    Funniest taunt imo to date? FatherJack "I've seen choirboys fight back harder than you!"

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    Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
     
  5. WAnk

    WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho

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    holy shnikes!!! boom is too much for me, i just cant keep up! :D if i can come up with anything as cool as boom to bind, i will do it, otherwise i will stay with "got it!" :)

    boom, i have said it before, and i will say it again, you rule man!!!!!

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    ummmm WAnk??
     
  6. Mr.Smallberries

    Mr.Smallberries New Member

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    It's true, Boom is the resident LoL bind whore now. ;) You have to understand the extreme psychological advantage that comes from blasting "Wank poops too much!" at your unsuspecting enemies. That's tactical gold, baby! :D

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    ]LoL[MrSmallberries|PuF - It's not the size of the berries that counts, right guys? Guys? Hello?
     
  7. Make a key binding for me boom.

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    AKA Ruffrider
    "My House!"
    In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

    LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them:("
    Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
    LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

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  8. trinity

    trinity Noli me tangere

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    ROGER THAT! Boom you are the MAN!!!!
     
  9. kamikaze9

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    LmAo, I especially like "I am the apple and the potato!" :D
     
  10. Loibisch

    Loibisch The Odd Member

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    Should be "I am the apple and the orange", shouldn't it be? :)

    Loibisch

    These binds are nuts, good job [​IMG]
     
  11. el Gato|PuF

    el Gato|PuF Guest

    Happy parts? :)

    Yeehaw!

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    I love them whores, they never judge you... What can you say when you're a whore? - P. Farrell
     
  12. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    You guys rule!!!

    I thought you were gonna just roll your eyes at me and slap me upside the head :)

    I love Jennys' keybinds too, but I would have to actually win to say stuff like that :eek:

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    ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom....
    ]LoL[Boom|PuF
     
  13. jenny?

    jenny? i am teh <img src="http://forums.beyondunreal.com/

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    nononono boom you have it all wrong, the only time i'd spam the taunts was when i was losing badly. i rarely taunt when i'm actually winning.. i think it's a lot funnier to spam about @ss-kickings when you're the one receiving them. :)

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  14. Morrada

    Morrada New Member

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    To damn funny! "I'am the apple and the potato". I would steal it if so many people didnt read this forum!

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    It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it!
     
  15. Diving Mullah

    Diving Mullah New Member

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    Hey wait a minute!

    I have one line and one line only and that's

    "BOOOM!". Don't take that away from me!

    mullah

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    Kick Hard and Blow Bubbles! [:]O
     
  16. [MUTTS]ImagoX

    [MUTTS]ImagoX M.I.A.

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    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... (gasp!)...

    Oh, stop, stop... my co-workers are all prarie-dogging over my cube wall, wondering why I'm laughing and turning all purple...

    "I am the Apple and the Potato..." bwahahahahahahahahahahaa.....

    -ImagoX
    (Who obviously is WAY too easily amused...)

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  17. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    Yayyyy, this is so much fun.

    Jenny, those keybinds are so much funnier now :) It just didn't occur to me that you may not have always been so good :eek:

    Oh man, those games were so much fun last night. We were on a fatboy server, so Mr.Smallberries got huge. I was shouting "FATBERRIES" whenever he would kill me. I was thinking about this at work and couldn't stop snickering. I had to explain the whole thing to my secretary (who thinks I weird enough anyway).

    The one that really cracks me up is "This is a raw keybind! :)" What a great battlecry that is.

    I need to add some more that I thought of today, I'm gonna steal Jenny's idea of saying stuff when I'm getting creamed, like...

    "Give up yet?"
    "Bah, is that all you got ;)"
    and....
    "Witness My Perplexion!"

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    ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom....
    ]LoL[Boom|PuF
     
  18. hal

    hal Dictator Staff Member

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    lol, "Witness my perplexion!"...followed by that tin-can wheeze that Xan models give when you kill them.

    lol

    that's funny Boom! :D

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  19. Boom

    Boom Rumpshaking Moderator

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    /me gets wasted off half a beer and wobbles around Morpheus, giggling and shouting "Weeeeee".

    /me falls off the towers and lands on a soft PuFfy cloud to sleep it off.

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    ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom....
    ]LoL[Boom|PuF
     
  20. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    This is too funny!!! I'm lol here, and had the assistants looking at me with wft? face.

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    ]LoL[Morety|PuF

    Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.
     

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