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Things that make no sense in porn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zur, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    Whats worse is when someone ends up drinking the glass.

    Or when someone ends up drinking it directly from her leaky, ravaged hole. Meanwhile the camera guy is all "yeah thats it baby push that sh*t out" :lol:
     
  2. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    I never realized until just now how dirty Ghostbusters really was! :eek:
     
  3. MonsOlympus

    MonsOlympus Active Member

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    Yeah I dunno why but when I saw that comment on crossing lightsabers it reminded me of ghostbusters :p
     
  4. MoogleRancha

    MoogleRancha Grim and Frostbitten Moogle

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    Felching!
     
  5. Jacks:Revenge

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    Ah, I see you're a connoisseur ;)
     
  6. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    Ok this is just getting gross now.
     
  7. Steyr

    Steyr I posted in the RO-me thread
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    ****ting Dick Nipples. That's what doesn't make sense in porn.
     
  8. furby

    furby New Member

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    Footjobs.
     
  9. awaw

    awaw I didn't survive the '08 BUF crash

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr9FQG4jXuA :lol:

    In case someone doesn't speak german, here's a quick translation:
    She: That's the broken electrical panel - could you have a look at it?
    He: Willingly, but why is there straw?
    She: Why are you wearing a mask?
    He: Hmm, well.... why don't give me a head?
     
  10. Vers Vlees

    Vers Vlees Oohhh a custom title

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    Well I dug this one up from the depths of my harddisk. Most of you probally know this anyway. I thought it was fitting for this thread.

    Also one of the things I dont get is rimming. I bet the one who recieves could enjoy it I guess but the one who gives it well:p
     
  11. Jordan L

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    It doesn't make sense why studios allow the performers a.k.a. females to wear piercings during the video. I find woman with pierced nipples and Clits as a Huge Turn Off. I won't even watch the scene if piercings like those are apparent. A pierced tongue is bad enough as it is. Also, A pierced Clit just reminds me how much of a Slut they are, and that they probably sucked off the the person that gave them the piercing.
     
  12. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    says the guy with a pentagram for an avatar. did you have to sacrifice a goat to get yourself that avatar? silly boy ;)
     
  13. Jordan L

    Jordan L New Member

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    Nay
     
  14. AsToRoTh

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    Im not a homophobe but for me the wrongest of the wrong is the bi-sexual threesome vids.... really off putting when you dont realise thats what you're watching heh.

    Oh yeah.. and why felching is a bad idea... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY
     
  15. _Zd_Phoenix_

    _Zd_Phoenix_ Queen of BuFdom

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    Well maybe there's a reason why gay guys are oft associated with cleanliness ... :p
    Do you just mean MMF, or are you including MFF in that too?
     
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    " bad " meaning Trashy in my previous post on piercings, One thing that does make sense is Classy Porn, atleast to me. Not sure on what you prefer though balton :shake:
     
  18. BobTheBeheader

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    Well, that depends. I've seen hentai with very well done plots before. With interesting characters and a nice moral at the end of the story. Oh, and did I mention tentacle sex?
     
  19. Fuzz

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    Now this thread is all nice and squiggly. What's with all this intimacy issues? Doesn't make any sense wasting so much time with relations in real life or watching them in video sequences.
     
  20. Jacks:Revenge

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    So you're not a fan of real relations and you're not a fan of porn.

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    And you continue to breathe, why?
     

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