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Things that make no sense in porn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zur, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Here's another example of weird stuff: choking. Now why on earth would you suddenly want to squeeze your partner's neck ?
     
  2. Gundato

    Gundato Wangosaurus Rex

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    The same reason that there are now PSAs that basically say "If you masturbate, please don't tie a belt around your neck while you do it"
     
  3. Vers Vlees

    Vers Vlees Oohhh a custom title

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    If you choke yourself dont you get to a certain where you get high or something like that.(yeah I saw something about this on TV IIRC) I'm pretty sure this called auto erotic asphyxiation but correct me if Im wrong.
     
  4. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    So there was a bot lady or something on #fragbu last night, (well, it might have not been a bot, but it didn't pass MY Turing Test).

    Anyways, right before hyru kicked it, I decided to start messing around.

    Facesitting is something else I don't get.

     
  5. T2A`

    T2A` I'm dead.

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    Facial tribadism? F**king hot.
     
  6. cuddles

    cuddles New Member

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    Heres one I dont ****ing get: Armpit ****.............. like theres enough body parts and holes you can do....... :rolleyes:


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  7. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    well that's one thing, but it's the suffocation part that makes no sense to me.
     
  8. furby

    furby New Member

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    Scat & Piss consumption.


    WTF?
     
  9. T2A`

    T2A` I'm dead.

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    What if they spit? :)
     
  10. Jordan L

    Jordan L New Member

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    #fragbu, where the cyber goes on
     
  11. Airmoran

    Airmoran Construct

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    ...or when Jackal asks *every* girl on #fragbu to show her tits. I think his record so far is 0.

    It only works on Bangbros, you twit. And even then it still makes no sense. :mad:
     
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  12. Dark Pulse

    Dark Pulse Dolla, Dolla. Holla, Holla.

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    Things that don't make sense in porn? Trying to make sense of things that don't make sense in porn.

    I win the thread.
     
  13. toniglandyl

    toniglandyl internal data fragmentation : 62203480%

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    we had some nice cleavage shot from igoy once ;)
     
  14. Vers Vlees

    Vers Vlees Oohhh a custom title

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    Well some people are into erotic asphyxiation to highten the sexual statisfaction. (dont ask me about it I'm not into that choking ****)
    Its just like ass smacking
     
  15. -Jes-

    -Jes- Tastefully Barking

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    Furries.


    There, I said it. The Paradox will now CONSUME us all!

    MWHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHaHaHahaHAhahahAHahaHahah...
     
  16. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    Now youre wrong.
     
  17. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    Well I don't know, I think a little *light* spanking can be awesome. Unfortunately, its usually either no spanking, or spanking to the point where the girl is nearly in tears. Which is just really ****ed up.
     
  18. Jordan L

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    Or when a guy loads it up in the girls ass, then she holds a wine glass under her anus to push the load into the glass, thus calling it a cream pie.
     
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  20. Steyr

    Steyr I posted in the RO-me thread
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    a pink username!

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    Sauce?
     

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