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Things that make no sense in porn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zur, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. Adelheid

    Adelheid Bernstein

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    Anal Gaping.
    "Oooh yeah baby, I can't wait to **** that cute ass, let's have a look in there!"
    What?! Whyyyyy? I don't want to see her breakfast!
     
  2. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    I don't udnerstand how almost every guy that's seen a porno recognizes his face.
     
  3. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    Yep, even the description was enough for me to remember. When I was at lan party with my clan, one of the guys started a porno on a pretty big monitor, like, 42". Anyway, I was asleep though, and it was in the room where we all slept. I woke up and looked up, and this fat guy - Ron Jeremy - was walking about giving oral to 10 women sitting in chairs. That was like, really weird. Scarred for life D:
     
  4. Al

    Al Reaper

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    lol

    Agreed.
     
  5. Jacks:Revenge

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    He's a freakin' icon man!

    [​IMG]

    I also saw him speak at my school. Our campus grabbed him on his tour of universities doing this debate about pornography. It was him debating this guy about the place of porno in our society. The guy is a recovering porn-addict who apparently, over the course of just 2 years, lost his wife/kids and job to porn.

    Which I don't understand at all, but it made for a great presentation. But seriously, what did he do? Sit around and fap so much that he just stopped going to work or talking to his family?? Some people can get addicted to anything I guess :rolleyes:
     
  6. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    ^looks a bit like Borat :p
     
  7. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    Of what? Im a brother. I wear 13s if you know what I mean.
     
  8. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    13 year olds? :hmm:
     
  9. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    You know the old joke where a man sees a dog licking himself and says that if he could do that, he'd never leave the house? Ron Jeremy is the real-life answer to that joke. I don't know if that's still possible with as much weight as he's put on, though.
     
  10. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    No, Chris Hanson. Not 13 year olds.
     
  11. TossMonkey

    TossMonkey brown bread?

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    I only watch amateur stuff anyway, but I don't understand it when they try to pass real pornstars off as amateurs when they're clearly not. My only real gripe tbh.

    Though I do think tribadism is a bit of a farce, though hot.
     
  12. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    Yes, I think the thing is that there isn't much of a rubbing motion or anything.

    Personally, I think most porn is a farce, and I actually feel a little sorry for the porn stars.

    Thats why I like hentai. It might not be real, but at least it makes no pretensions at being real. It's not a lie. Plus you can see anything you want, no matter how strange it might be. If you are on #fragbu, you probably know that one of my "interests" is tentacle porn. Now that's just not something you see in reality. (Although right now I'm downloading a live action adaptation of "Angel of Darkness")
     
  13. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    To me it really doesnt matter to me. It only gets bad when there is more than one guy. More than one "lightsaber" is a major botch.
     
  14. Jordan L

    Jordan L New Member

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    Good porn is when it keeps the guys face off of the film most of the time, The cameraman is a Woman, and its not rough fast sex :B
     
  15. TossMonkey

    TossMonkey brown bread?

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    The major problem with guys in your porn is that you may blow your load when it cuts to the guy.

    Rough sex is always a lark IMO, though I do like all woman (inc camera) since I find women talking about other women to be super hot. Like fire.
     
  16. DarQraven

    DarQraven New Member

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    Very true....urgh...
    Another thing I really don't understand in porn (besides toilet hardware fetishes of course), is the obsession with coming on someone's face/boobs/etc.
    I mean .. what the hell? What could possibly be erotic about your girl getting their eyes full of semen?
     
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  17. Kno One

    Kno One in particular

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    What you havn't seen any Japanese squid porn yet?
     
  18. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    Welcome to page 1.
     
  19. MoogleRancha

    MoogleRancha Grim and Frostbitten Moogle

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    I hate it when the girl is forced to brush her teeth with the semen. Or if it's fed with a spoon. They're both really weird.
     
  20. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    Yes. Crossing swords is bad.

    "Money shot" or it's not real, basically, with a little bit of degredation thrown in. Which brings me to: 20 guys jerking themselves off so they can all unload on the naked girl in the middle of the group. What's the turn-on except for the complete degredation of the girl? I don't get it.
     

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