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Things that make no sense in porn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zur, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. T2A`

    T2A` I'm dead.

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    Going ass to mouth.
     
  2. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    Nothin' wrong with that.
     
  3. haslo

    haslo Moar Pie!

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    No, it's more like saying I don't understand why people like watching other people driving sports cars ;)

    That being said, that picture is ... weird :D I couldn't help but giggle :lol: but to each their own I'd say.
     
  4. drakon

    drakon Introverted™

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    My thoughts exactly! :eek:
     
  5. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    The long camera focus on some guy's face that's about to load his stuff out.
     
  6. Emmet Otter

    Emmet Otter I miss XMP :(

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    Especially Ron Jeremy:D
     
  7. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    Moaning. I can see where it's coming from, but I just don't understand what the turn on is from repeating "OOOH YEAH!!!" 1000 times in a row.
     
  8. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    really fun when ya both get out the shower :)
     
  9. gregori

    gregori BUF Refugee

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    the more you try not to make sense out of porn, the happier you'll be in the long run!
     
  10. Steyr

    Steyr I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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    What is with pornstars being entirely naked during their movies, except for their shoes? You'd be surprised how many pornstars leave on their shoes.
     
  11. LedZep

    LedZep k last title kinda gay :p

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    lol for a fraction of a second there i understood it very wrong

    shoes are for easy locomotion across difficult terrain soldier!

    as for me, I find almost everything hot if it is the right person and is done genuinely. I don't really like involving feces in sex though but that's just me :p

    but yeah azura, i don't think there is too much figure out about that girl licking her knee, i mean it might be some kind of deviation from classical porn but i bet it was staged, or poorly improvised either way :p plus porn was not around for that long, but im sure there was some knee lickage in sex thousands of years ago :D

    btw all i watch are just short bursts, and a whole lot of them (in a session), you know the more you are exposed to the more you can come up with, but the more you dwell on the specifics the more boring you become :p
     
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  12. Kaithofis

    Kaithofis The Seldom Seen Kid

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    Thread needs (xtc)

    Someone ordered: I deliver

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    This also would make no sense in porn, so it's on-topic too!

    And another edit: Yay! 666 posts!
     
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  13. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    It's acting.

    Those bimbos are NOT having that many orgasms. If they are, they're nowhere near as powerful as their glass-shattering screams would lead you to believe...
     
  14. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    He makes me feel sick. Hes whats wrong with porn.
     
  15. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    What, no love for the short, fat, half bald Latino guy with the oversized tool?
     
  16. Jordan L

    Jordan L New Member

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    Vegetable porn doesn't make sense either
    [​IMG]
     
  17. Fuzzle

    Fuzzle spam noob

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    Something that always cracks me up in porn is when chicks have their strapon blown and moan.

    As for things in general that don't make sense in porn; Japan.

    /snip one was posted here a while ago, but rejoice as there now is a /snip

    Edit by NeoNite: Watch what you're linking to ...
     
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  18. DarkED

    DarkED The Great Oppression

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    Porn doesn't do anything for me anyways so I just don't watch it.
     
  19. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    Yes. No love for that guy.
     
  20. LedZep

    LedZep k last title kinda gay :p

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    jealous


    :D
     

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