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Things that make no sense in porn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zur, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. daloonie

    daloonie sex boobs nude

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    is that were gay people come from?
     
  2. carmatic

    carmatic New Member

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    i mean like, at least filmed things have substance , drawn things are straight out of someone else's wet dream or something... why would i want someone else to make stuff up for me... when people are doing it for real, its for real if you know what i mean
    that said tho, for the sake of watching , drawn things are as good as filmed stuff which are as good as anything really... but personally im not into things that i consciously know i cant touch with my hands or smell or taste... there was a time when i liked to imagine alot of things, but not anymore
    also did like three quarters of the tags just dissapear?
    i knew a woman on my icq once, who told me that an orgasm is a spiritual thing, or something... much deeper for women than it is for men by the sounds of it, knowing about the g spot is just one of the many things she said you needed to do
     
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  3. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Vaguely...she's not a looker tbh.

    "It'd be gone the minutes" :con:

    ?

    I read that as "it'd be gone within ten minutes", but eh...
     
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  4. Vers Vlees

    Vers Vlees Oohhh a custom title

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    you know what makes no sense in porn. Its the bad music they play during the boning.
     
  5. Jacks:Revenge

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    People in porn are real people, sorry to burst your bubble.

    They just choose to have sex for a living and their personality is naturally a little shallow because of that. But they seem to act pretty realistically what with all the accurate flexibility in the joints and "real-feel" beads of sweat on their living tissue. I can tell you there are real people who look and act just like them but they do it privately for their partner rather than in front of a camera for money. Porn people fake an orgasm or two, true, but at least they're flesh and blood as opposed to pen and paper based on someone else's fantasy.
    To say the anime porn characters seem more believe to you than real people is a little... odd.

    Sure, anime might have a nice story or something but like, why? You're not watching porn to judge the quality of its filmmaking, and if you are you're doing it wrong. You like hentai for its unique or special interest themes (the kind you can't do in real life). However I find it a little disquieting to admit this because honestly the most popular of these unique themes are flat out rape and fantasy's of child molestation.

    I like my porn a little less disturbing.
     
  6. BobTheBeheader

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    Are you saying that when you watch a porn, you get all hot and bothered because you know the stuff you are seeing actually took place somewhere on Earth?
    I know that they are real. But to me, they don't *feel* real somehow. Is it me, or does anyone else here think that most hardcore porn is a total sham? Hell, I'm not even all that sure the girls are even getting off on it. Just shouting one big "OOOH YEAH1!!!" at the very end of the scene. How ****ing shallow do you have to be to buy into that stuff? It's totally ridiculous. If you like to get off by watching what amounts to people rutting in the street like animals, you are one sad motherf**ker. Go have fun worshiping your little sex deities whilst I go throw up.

    I'm just saying that as people, anime characters seem more believable. Maybe they don't look realistic, but their actions and feelings seem a helluva lot more real then most of the RL fair. I really couldn't care less about how realistic the sweat on someone's forehead is. Maybe it's just me, but I find it a bit of a turn-on when the people doing the f**king have an actual *reason* to be f**king.

    Since when did you suddenly get to decide why I'm doing what I'm doing?

    Says who? Most people I know online who are into hentai are pretty disgusted by the child rape stuff. I certainly am. Anyways, the last thing I watched was about a kid (probably late high school) who gets 4 women tutors to help him with his schoolwork, and it's downhill from there. I'm watching it more because it's hilarious then because it's pornographic.

    All of this aside, I think it's a good idea to look at this from a cultural standpoint as well. Japan certainly isn't America. They're two very different places, with very different cultural perspectives.
     
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  7. Jacks:Revenge

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    You missed the point here. I said yes, they often fake it in porn, the orgasms, the pleasure, it's not usually as intense as they scream it out to be. I've already acknowledged that it's most often fake. But your using this as an argument for your like of anime porn is counterintuitive. Ok, so the REAL women are faking pleasure. But your FAKE, drawn women are better actors?? Sense this does not make.

    Oh, I don't decide for you. But honestly if you're watching porn for the plot, [voice]acting and penmanship (in your case) then it seems it has lost its appeal as erotic content.

    Fair enough, if you're really not into the child/rape anime stuff then that's all good. But like I said, as someone who doesn't exactly keep tabs on hentai material (and the fact that you posted a tentacle rape pic :lol:) it's that kind of stuff that I see going around most often so assumptions were made.
     
  8. BobTheBeheader

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    Ok. I see where you are coming from here. Maybe enjoying hentai requires a certain degree of being able to think outside the box or something. An active imagination. Being able to see things from a point of view that isn't normally your own. Being able to get a grasp of what the people in the porn might be thinking and how they might be feeling.

    Not nearly as much as RL porn has :lol:. Seriously though, maybe I'm just more turned on by things that have an interesting premise, or characters that actually seem to have some substance and sense of purpose behind them.

    Ok. Personally, I make a pretty strong distinction between the "tentacle rape" genere, and the actual rape and child generes. I don't find the latter particularly attractive, but bring on the former :)
     
  9. paradigm

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    why do females fake orgasms in porn when they are with guy with little penis. They need me in there mr.mandingo.
     
  10. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    Big e-penis, eh?

    A guy I used to work with had a small penis. I know this because he once told me a story where a girl saw it and said, "Who do you think you're going to pleasure with that little thing?" and he said, "Me."

    (And then he raped me (but I barely felt it))
     
  11. SleepyHe4d

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    ^ lol

    Oh come on, EVERYONE uses that lame ass excuse but if that is really true then that is pretty sad that you (and people) can't find something more comedic to watch than something that is meant to be porn. :p

    Anyways I agree with you that characters in H are way more realistic than the characters in regular porn. Also Jack's arguement of "I like my porn less disturbing" has no merit to me since one, he doesn't have to watch that kind of porn and two, the fact that he has to accuse the other side of something to make it look bad even though it has nothing to do with the arguement is, sorry to say, kind of childish. Reminds me of those scientologists randomly accusing some guy that was filming them of being a pedo. :lol:

    Actually that makes perfect sense to me, they mimic real people was better since you can spend a lot more time perfecting their actions and things that get in the way for real actors like, well, acting skill and nervousness have no effect on people made from scratch to be that exact character.

    In fact the very essence of them being completely fake is what makes them way more believable in conjunction with suspension of disbelief. You can't narrow it down as easy as with real porn and thereby breaking the suspension of disbelief, for instance that school teac... I mean college student will always be that exact character when created, but with real people acting you can think, "Oh, that actor has another life and name."

    This is exactly why it is predicted that once CG gets to the point of being photorealistic then visual actors will be completely ruled out. (and I say visual actors because motion detection actors would still be used for some time)

    Oh and btw if it being "something straight out of someone's wet dream" bothers you, well then you're screwed with real porn too since it is still a made up story directed by someone and the people are acting out the made up characters in that persons wet dream. :lol:

    Plenty of people watch porn for more than just the turn on of the action of sex and the sight of the Human body naked. :p The characters and situation are also either turn offs or turn ons for people to varying degrees but if these things don't effect you than you're in the minority. This is the very reason some like H better or just as much as real, because those people are turned on by the latter more and H definitely gets that across better. As for the former, well sure H isn't as accurate to real life but beauty is in form and you can always fill in the details with imagination. ;)



    Yeah, I wasn't really planning on getting into a detailed discussion about porn, but I just couldn't stop at my initial comment. :lol:
     
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  12. paradigm

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    PICKS OR GET THE FU|CK OUT
     
  13. Unreality

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    k i'l mail you some pics of me;)
     
  14. DarQraven

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    To be completely honest, I think hentai porn is just as ridiculous as 'real' porn.
    In real porn people just act WAY over the top, much in a way that if I was actually having sex with them I'd give them a good pimp slap and ask them wtf was wrong with them. It's just fake, and anyone can tell (but hey ... it's web 2.0 ... that also means porn2.0 ... bring on the amateur;))

    Bob, you mention that anime porn has more believeable characters and interesting premises. They might be interesting, sure, but the attempt to actually DO anything with that premise is just as weak as in regular porn. (In general, porn is not a genre known for it's exceptional storytelling).

    To give you an example, there's this anime or two I watched a while ago (for the hell of it, I'm normally not really into that kind of stuff) where the story is also something you wouldn't expect in porn.

    There's this guy who returns to his hometown, but he doesn't remember anything about it. All he knows is that apparently was born and raised there. Once there, he meets a couple of girls, some pretty young, some a bit older than him, that are ALL instantly attracted to him (durrr...)
    Cut to flashback. Village elders discussing with these girls/women that there is some kind of ancient pact with the gods, and that it is absolutely forbidden for them to get close with our main character (or some seal will be broken, hell breaks loose, total mayhem, the usual...)

    Anyway, after some random **** happening, this guy ends up soaking wet from the rain in one of the girls' house. For no apparent reason at all, they suddenly have sex (because that's the logical thing to do when it's rainy and you don't know each other).

    The next day, he meets one of the other girls in the hot springs, of course completely unabashed that a guy her own age sees her nude, and within 3 minutes of useless conversation ... they have sex.

    This repeats for 2 days, he has sex with every one of them, and then something happens. He sees this other girl that was quite distant to him before, and apparently she's his former GF. So well ... they start talking .. and then they have sex.

    Of course, the village elders are in outrage! What a scandal! Not only did ONE of the girls disobey their orders, ALL of them have angered the gods! What is to happen now?
    Oh right, some more talking and then a cut to the next morning when our main character and his ex-now-current-GF are having sex.

    End of movie.

    --

    Do you see where I'm going with this? ;)
    At first it seems like there's a story in there, but most of it is just one of the following:
    1) Shy girl who has always has a complete girl-boner for the main character but never told, and they have sex.
    2) Outwards, voicy, opinionated, "tough" girl who forces main character into having sex with her.
    3) Furries.

    ;)
    There's no more relevant story to speak of than in regular porn.
     
  15. Jacks:Revenge

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    ^^^
    over-analyzing porn makes as much sense as this thread :p

    it's not meant to be studied in the first place.
     
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    I'd rather have asses on fire. Flaming arseholes are more exciting than japanofag **** IMO.

    (I really want to see a girl's ass lit on fire.)
     
  17. Vers Vlees

    Vers Vlees Oohhh a custom title

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    well this is teh interweb there is bound to be people somewhere who are into getting a girl's ass lit on fire.
     
  18. dotnetbeast

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    Heres something I just saw that made no sense to me, a black guy in a porno that really does make it a myth, if you get what im trying to say.
     
  19. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    You're saying he's hung like a white guy?
     
  20. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    ^ nah like an asian guy.
     

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