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Things that make no sense in porn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zur, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    she has biggggggggg boobs and long black hair!! :D
     
  2. Lethargy

    Lethargy Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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    I fapped to this thread. It cannot be undone.

    Edit: Also, I don't get why dudes always jack off at the end of all f***ing porn... I don't want to see you touch yourself ffs, why the hell don't they just the girl (the one I'm fapping to, hopefully) do it?
     
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  3. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Ok, you had to bring it in the open. So I'll explain why I deleted it. Even though it was censored, it could've lead to more ehhhh... provocative pics. Which could've been less/or not at all censored. I've seen it happen many times. Because heck, I'm a long time member (my eight year on P/buf), and I know how little is required for a thread to bomb. But what do I know, right?

    So, I deleted that pic to protect the thread. Because you never know who might be watching this conversation. That's why I lock the precious "hot babez" threads, because there's ALWAYS someone who'll be taking things a little too far. And ruin the thread for all. It just won't work. Even with the best intentions.

    You had posted this picture earlier, but deleted it quickly because you didn't want it to cause any trouble:

    "Reason: I believe this post is not appropriate, even though the image was censored. I'm taking actions before a mod does"

    Yet you felt like posting it again. So you fully realised the consequences of this action.
    Ok, so I gave you a warning, you send me a message which stated: "Won't happen again".

    Drama over. Big deal really, I've deleted a tentacle rape pic which you had posted earlier, and deleted as well.
     
  4. Unreality

    Unreality New Member

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    i wholeheartedly agree

    and this is why lesbian porn is better anyways
     
  5. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    You promise a naked cowboy and deliver a non-naked one. How cruel. :(
     
  6. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    Bunny?

    Do you remember your biology lessons? Men have prostates, not g-spots.
     
  7. Agent_5

    Agent_5 Replica?

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    IIRC there is also a bit of uncertainty if g-spots really do exist in women.

    Things that make no sense in porn (to me anyway): Music, especially music that doesn't relate to the mood AT ALL
     
  8. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    Use your imagination ;)
     
  9. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    Remember those "nikky next door" pics? :D
    We could swear It'd be gone the minutes then.
     
  10. MoogleRancha

    MoogleRancha Grim and Frostbitten Moogle

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    That's what I was thinking...:con:

    I'm sure I don't have a g-spot.
     
  11. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    I'd correct you on the name, but that would be a new low for me, so I won't.
     
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  12. SleepyHe4d

    SleepyHe4d fap fap fap

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    Ah yes, though you forgot to mention the artist's intention to convey the fact that she's only 14 by made the boobs smaller, ect. ;)

    PS: Can you send me the uncensored version?
     
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  13. carmatic

    carmatic New Member

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    what doesnt make sense to me in porn, basically is hentai porn... i mean like, its just a drawing
     
  14. SleepyHe4d

    SleepyHe4d fap fap fap

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    Your point? Regular porn is just pixels. :con:
     
  15. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    Ok. I can defiantly see how things can get out of hand. Especially seeing as how I reversed my decision to not post the pic because of some of the things that other people in the thread had said.
     
  16. carmatic

    carmatic New Member

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    yeah but its pixels which are caused by a real person or real thing , not just someone's imagination
     
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  17. SleepyHe4d

    SleepyHe4d fap fap fap

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    How do you know? What if porn is some kind of conspiracy and they've been using super good CGI this whole time?! In fact how the **** do you not know our whole universe isn't just a simulated reality and we're living in the Matrix? :mad: :eek:

    Seriously though, we (not you apparently?) have our imagination for a reason and it's not because it's a bad thing.
     
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  18. carmatic

    carmatic New Member

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    well i guess the whole point of anime, manga and all that is to use your imagination...
     
  19. BobTheBeheader

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    Right now I'm sitting here, trying to think up a reason why it *does* make sense, and I'm frankly having a little trouble doing that. A few reasons that pop into my head are idealized forms and things that cannot physically happen in RL. With real porn you get all this shmoozy stuff that I personally find boring in the extreme. I find hentai (and anime in general, these days) to often be a good deal more creative and entertaining then it's real-life counterpart.

    Seriously though, what's more interesting (I have seen neither of these):

    1. "Asses on Fire" There wasn't a description on the box, but this is what I found: Thrust in and out, in and out until you unload on your pick from all the gorgeous women on this dvd. You’re going to want to do it several times though because all these women are smoking hot and I mean smoking!

    2. "Maple Colors". Box description: Saku Ryojiro was a transfer student, and he changed to Kouka Academy, which was famous for theatrical activities. On his first day at school, he caused a violence incident with Aoi Mirai. To make the matter worse, it was seen by Aizen, the leader of the drama club. All of Ryojiro`s classmates were problem students, and he thought he could take this occasion to get rid of them. Then, Ryojiro had to direct the classmates to complete with the drama club in the play. If they lost the competition, they would be suspended. However, because they were problem students, he had a trouble with directing them.

    You seriously think those are real people in rl porn? They don't seem very real to me. They neither act nor look like real people would act or look. Graphic media aside, alot of the people in h-anime seem far more believable then people in rl porn.
     
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  20. Fuzz

    Fuzz Enigma

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    You ask yourself if women have g-spots? Please...

    If you don't believe you can have g-spot orgasms you probably won't either.

    Drawings and video sequences ain't that different. One can argue that people on a screen ain't real people even if it's composed out of real people filmed with a camera.
     

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