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Things that make no sense in porn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zur, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. daloonie

    daloonie sex boobs nude

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    As that one is gone too, perhaps. Damn why does bob have to ruin everything :p
     
  2. Fuzz

    Fuzz Enigma

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    I spell it that way, pon, all semantics. Cute, isn't it?

    I have to be more specific. Do boys use something, like a bunny, the erotic toy, to stimulate their g-spot like girls do? Their sensitive gland is much larger than the one girls have by the way. Remember your biology lessons?
     
  3. N1ghtmare

    N1ghtmare Sweet Dreams

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    Um, usually their hand... Are you male or female?
     
  4. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    According to this source here, it can only be a him pretending to be a her.
     
  5. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    Seriously, Fuzz has to be someones alternate account for making outrageous statements. :lol: he's too good to be true.
     
  6. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Fuzz is a pink furry.
     
  7. -Jes-

    -Jes- Tastefully Barking

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    And?
     
  8. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Do you like pink furries ?
     
  9. SleepyHe4d

    SleepyHe4d fap fap fap

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    Whatever lotion I have laying around. Can we have vids detailing how you do it?
     
  10. -Jes-

    -Jes- Tastefully Barking

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    Eh, indifferent..

    Just wondering how Fuzz became a pink furry, is all! :D
     
  11. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    I have a question: Is this thread derailed or not? It seems to be carefully hanging in between "on topic" and "massively derailed"

    "Things that make no sense in porn" and "The nature of human sexuality and relationships"
     
  12. Fuzz

    Fuzz Enigma

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    Someone should start a companion thread to this one and call it something like... never mind.

    None wants to be awkward enough to start a thread like this on their own so they all come here instead with anything that comes to mind.

    I consider Angelmapper to be a female too, so you're absolutely wrong to think that you can't find even a single woman online.

    Gently press the bunny on your tummy until you feel the sensation. If you dare you can let it split you like a bamboo too, probably a faster way to reach orgasms. You don't even have to "squirt" to get them.

    Let me guess, most people stay off ponography that doesn't make sense.
     
  13. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    i like it in porn when women squirt, especially if it's a 3 some or more and it goes everywhere.
     
  14. Fuzz

    Fuzz Enigma

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    It's not the squirt itself that is the orgasm, it's more of an emotional state that brings the entire body into play. You think orgasm and there you go, no physical evidence required. Of course squirting is all right too if not even more intense, but it's not the creme that counts it's the sensation, isn't it?
     
  15. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    :lol:
    I don't mind squirting, but I certainly dont think it's necessary. I think the appeal is that it's another way (besides moaning more loudly then before) for the woman to express that she's having an orgasm. Since you aren't actually their at the scene of the crime, that's all you've got to go on.
     
  16. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    So I had posted a pic of some tentacles in here, but NeoNite thought it was indecent and gave me an infraction for 0 points even though I censored it quite nicely.

    So I wrote him back with a review of the picture:

     
  17. toniglandyl

    toniglandyl internal data fragmentation : 62203480%

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    :lol: thanks bob ! :)
     
  18. Jacks:Revenge

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    Wow, yeah, because when I saw the barely censored picture of the fake girl being raped I immediately thought about what must be going on in her mind and what her emotions are.
    I'm sure that's what the artist wanted to elicit, you know, an emotional response to try and have us connect with the poor girl. Very deep stuff here, you're right. I certainly could pick out the element of movement what with the all the slime and juices.
    I think you're spot on, we should be critically analyzing these highly unique and stunning pieces of art work rather than blowing them off like some sort of cheap, mass produced and highly specific pornographic material for those who just have to get their rocks off from the idea that a girl is being alien-raped.

    And now, here's the naked cowboy in Times Square
    [​IMG]
     
  19. Enfluence

    Enfluence I kinda like UT3.

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    What i don't get is why people think Gianna michaels is sexy...that makes no sense to me.
     
  20. MoogleRancha

    MoogleRancha Grim and Frostbitten Moogle

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    Distance squirting! Six feet!
     

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