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Things that make no sense in porn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zur, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. Kantham

    Kantham Fool.

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    Needy as in "We should do X thing because now is teh boring"?
    I don't think there's something such as a "non-needy" woman if so. It's something to deal with everyday, keeping her happy and prove you love her, get rid of hours of gameplay and rather, spend it with her. That's the spirit.

    I'd like to be proved wrong.
    In short, a non-stop gamer who think a GF is going to solve his problems... no. Not for long. :p
     
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  2. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    So, you are either saying that women are whores or that they are men's possessions. Which is it?

    I remember seeing some women for sale at Walmart once... :/
     
  3. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    An 8 yr old girl telling you she'll be your friend if you buy her a doll doesn't mean she's for sale, Bob.
     
  4. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    buying, renting... he was close :)

    edit: post fixed to suit my humor
     
  5. toniglandyl

    toniglandyl internal data fragmentation : 62203480%

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    they were figurines :eek:
     
  6. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    I was being sarcastic. :(
     
  7. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    ^ Your username should be your pornstar name.
     
  8. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    Sigh. I never once said you're supposed to be "providing" for her, most women have their own careers these days, you know since you seem to have been living under a rock.

    Your view of women as displayed by this completely nonsensical example could not be more backwards. Frankly it's really pretty sexist and entirely inaccurate as far as the average woman is concerned, in the real world... but for a guy who doesn't get anything out of sex, I guess it's not too surprising.

    Again I never said you're having to support her. You do things together, you get her a gift, but she reciprocates assuming it's a healthy relationship. It should come as a given that good relationships are true partnerships, but I'm glad you arrived at this conclusion after further deduction.

    I can't even begin to address what's wrong with views expressed in this statement

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Fuzz

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    Indulge me.

    Perhaps you are that kind of chauvinist that think a woman could not possibly enjoy a relation free of sexual restraints?

    Yes, the art of provoking.

    I have seen so many relations go bad, they just can't stand one another. They split up and their children have to travel here and there all the time. It makes sense to ask why. People have become immoral in some fundamental way when it comes to basic decency.

    They have no clue when it comes to what the future will bring. They most likely try to find easy ways to exploit one another with deceit and it all comes to an end. People lack simple planing skills.

    If you are a secret agent there is another philosophy to live by.

    Just a funny line.

    I think a lot of things do make sense in mainstream pon too. Guess thats why it's so discreetly accepted and consumed.
     
  10. N1ghtmare

    N1ghtmare Sweet Dreams

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    You have seen many go bad, yet there are many more that go right!
     
  11. Fuzz

    Fuzz Enigma

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    That's what count.
    Music can be great too.
     
  12. DeletedAccount69

    DeletedAccount69 New Member

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    Back on topic-Cock vore.

    lolo that's hawt.
     
  13. Fuzz

    Fuzz Enigma

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    If it's anime, I could understand it being related to this thread, somehow I also get the idea of it all.

    I'll take the time to comment on the tags that have popped up.

    Of course I don't trade sex slaves even thou I don't really mind the concept. My skepticism to relations in general is based on empiric studies not christianity in any way, I'm an atheist by nature. If I have issues most people will have even more issues and even more severe ones I may add. Someone also decided to add an ad here too, that familiar brand that you use to blend with methylenedioxymethamphetamine to make something called sextasy on the streets.

    I figure this is a good thread to ask a question. Do boys toy themselves too?
     
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  14. Jacks:Revenge

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    :lol:

    ok I give up.
     
  15. Unreality

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    toy you say ?
     
  16. daloonie

    daloonie sex boobs nude

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    So what was so wrong with my post that it had to be removed? It wasn't worse than that fat chick in any way.
     
  17. carmatic

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    [​IMG]
    ^this guy is probably wondering the same thing
     
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  18. Nines

    Nines With Rage Alive

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    Because it inspired Bob to post a big tentacle sex pic with the sensitive areas covered with mosaics, maybe?
     
  19. carmatic

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    but at least its censored, so it should be OK, right?
     
  20. «BuA»Lurker_71

    «BuA»Lurker_71 Thë Möñkëÿ Kïñg

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    I think the idea of equality between sexes is pretty unbalanced... but I blame TV, ignorance, and upbringing for that.

    Had I ever had a fortune to spend on a female, I certainly wouldn't feel that it was a requirement to do so. Yes, I want my mate to be happy; but if it requires 2 jobs and a hefty bank loan, she's barking up the wrong tree.

    Wow. If you know women who expect/desire this kind of treatment, send them to Jerry Springer where they belong. ;)

    Well, I can see where that might make emotional and physical bonds more open and honest, but from a health standpoint; that's just nuts (no pun intended).

    A mate's restraints, or her own? A woman requires as much (if not more) physical & emotional attention as a man.

    Yes, it's sad that even as evolved as we are, most of our arguments involve 3rd grade tactics...

    Perhaps it's that we have spent so much time telling ourselves that relationships can be replaced, "there are other fish in the sea", and so on; that we forget the basic value of a relationship ultimately lays in understanding, compassion, and comprehending the value of togetherness.
    People have a bad habit of treating each other as objects that are lacking in value and otherwise easily replaced.

    I don't know about planning skills, but they certainly lack the patience to take each day in a relationship as it comes. Most people treat love like a buffet; they fill themselves up on what looks most appetizing, and leave what is most likely better for them for someone who (rare as it is) can appreciate what it does for them, and can mean to them.

    Porn = buffet as described above.

    Seeing "sex slaves" and "Christian" in the same paragraph makes me laugh.
    Define "toy themselves".
     

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