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Things that make no sense in porn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zur, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. Unreality

    Unreality New Member

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    but bob would you like having tentacles ?
     
  2. pine

    pine Official Photography Thread Appreciator

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    That was my experience. I recently started a new relationship and now I have actually found myself, bored, thinking about firing up a porn site on the internet... and then a part of my brain kicks in and goes "Do Not Want!" Maybe because it feels like a waste?

    It just isn't the same; the real thing is a lot more rewarding.
     
  3. BobTheBeheader

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    You mean like, if I were having sex in RL, would I want tentacles involved in the process? Thats an interesting question. I think I could tolerate it if it was with a girl I really really loved, and if the tentacles were like an appendage of hers. But that would be really messed up, and I think I'd prefer leaving tentacles out of the picture altogether.

    I hear you. I think for me the attraction of porn is a method for relieving stress. I think having a gf would certainly help out in their as well, as illogical as that might seem. As time passes, the fact that I do not have a gf weighs more and more heavily on my mind.
     
  4. pine

    pine Official Photography Thread Appreciator

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    Don't stress about it, and don't be too picky, that's all I have to say. You gotta break the ice somehow. It took me 25 years, so ur probably doing good still.
     
  5. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    Good deal.

    Well, I can't "use" porn at all now because I got a poster of Saber from Fate/Stay Night, and she's... watching me... and I can't. I just can't. And I'd take the poster down temporarily, but taking her off the wall for a few minutes just doesn't seem right. So I'm basically stuck. Probably for the best.
     
  6. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    Put a post-it over her head temporarily.
     
  7. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    But that won't make her go away.
     
  8. hyrulian

    hyrulian Rainbow Brite

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    It'll make her not see, though. I thought that was the concern? ;)
     
  9. BobTheBeheader

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    But she still won't not be there. It's indecent.
     
  10. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    ^letting some chick you're not even dating rule your life like that :(

    you have to stand up to her Bob!
     
  11. BobTheBeheader

    BobTheBeheader New Member

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    But I'm happy :(
     
  12. T2A`

    T2A` I'm dead.

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    Having a GF doesn't get rid of stress, it just moves it somewhere else, especially if you have some "needy" woman who never shuts the hell up about anything.

    If you need a GF in your life to be happy, you're doing it wrong. :p
     
  13. Jacks:Revenge

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    QFTAV

    quoted for truth and validity ;)
     
  14. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    damn :( i fail at life.
     
  15. DeletedAccount69

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    I want to see her breakfast.
     
  16. Sirius

    Sirius Meh

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    Looks like someone shaved Chewbacca and put him in a thong :eek:
     
  17. Fuzz

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    Doing it in a cardboard box could be cute. At least have to try that, could be romantic.

    Never the less. You think that a man should provide for his woman. The concept we all are really looking for is equality.

    Let's pretend you are a typical alpha male. You spend just about a fortune on your woman and then what? Sooner or later your will run short of cash. Then someone else will overtake your investments by simply opening up a larger wallet that yours just because she is like a freelance contractor who serve whoever she wants, for money of course.

    What if she could spend just as much as you do on everything, together with you? As long as women can be bought, they won't really be free or loved for who they really are and men will hand them money for nothing. Why on earth should you work for her? Is a woman really free if she always is on some mans pay role?

    Does it matter if things don't make sense in erotics? It's supposed to be art or at least main stream. Oh and this group thingie with people helping each other to have intercourse, taking turn, giving support or just watching, all humans do that, right? (Little ironic here, but if we were free of all social, economical and juridical matters orgies would be more common, like everywhere.)
     
  18. N1ghtmare

    N1ghtmare Sweet Dreams

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    What if you have a partner that doesn't spend too much? And if she does you have a job and get more money? And if she leaves you for a richer man then she doesn't really love you.
     
  19. drakon

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    Pretty much sums it up! :)
     
  20. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    Fuzz is such a romantic!
     

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