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Things that make no sense in porn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zur, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. SleepyHe4d

    SleepyHe4d fap fap fap

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    I heard there was goggles that make people look cell-shaded...




    Okay, I lied.
     
  2. hyrulian

    hyrulian Rainbow Brite

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    It's true. Pretty much, doing it solo and/or with porn is fine, as long as you don't become reliant on it.
     
  3. Fuzz

    Fuzz Enigma

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    Figures it will take a while to get things right. To sort them out so to say.

    I'm not against pornography at all. Perhaps not even prostitution, just as long as they are free to chose their clients and so on.

    What I was thinking is that men is being exploited financially all the time, when there are better things in life than sex. It's not only the economical aspect that I am thinking of, they give up their lives, emotionally, physically, spend their time, to put some woman on a pillar just to look at her and make her pregnant. People make up all kind of irrational arguments for keeping it up, because it feels so good. They are fooling themselves. They call it passionate or romantic, having a good time, etc.

    Being nice won't always work to make people like you. It could have the opposite effect as they find themselves feeling gratitude guilt, that they have to repay the deed somehow. This is flawed because there is a zero progress dilemma in all this. What people really should do is earn some money and most people don't cooperate on a private level.

    You are arguing that it's immoral to be chased. I won't fall for that.

    Why is sex so entertaining? It's more like a drug. I rather go for an exotic expedition where I have never been before, just as long as it doesn't involve copulating with the local population. Having sex all the time is retarded. There are so many other things that people can do at their spare time. All sorts of recreational activities.

    I'm not against sex or relations either. It's just that I rather do other things that make me think.

    What I do is put things into perspective and remove any emotions from the equation completely, just to see what we got. I think it's funny to see how irrational people can be and in the process I have become the epithet thereof.
     
  4. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    You sound like the sort of person that would be better satisfied with having a partner living separately. The said partner would also have equivalent capacity for thought and could participate in some way in a work of philosophy or something else. Well, as strange as it sounds it's not that uncommon and there are a few famous examples of such relationships.
     
  5. carmatic

    carmatic New Member

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    ok i dont normally tell this to anyone but i am also against having sex most of the time, and that it has always been a case of abstinence vs indulgence for me ... in my world, sex is not a goal, its just that people cant help but enjoy it
    here i disagree, gratitude guilt is good and sooner or later it will be their problem, not yours... if they still dont like you, well ***** them , theyre just nasty people you come across in life ... and earning money has nothing to do with relationships, it shouldnt have to anyway, you will have a good life from having a way of sustaining yourself, and everything else comes with a good life
    just what does this line refer to? the thing about asking people not to have sex?
    another golden book quote?
    as i said again, abstinence vs indulgence... being in control of your sex life as opposed to the other way round, respectively
    irrational from the funnehs , not from wanting sex... cuz that would just be retarded if you come to buf looking for sex
     
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  6. Jordan L

    Jordan L New Member

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    Now this is what I call Things that don't make sense in Porn
     
  7. Unreality

    Unreality New Member

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    fat chicks :eek::(:eek2:
     
  8. pine

    pine Official Photography Thread Appreciator

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    Yeah, I used to worry a lot about that. But when I finally did manage to have my first sexual relationship, I found out that all that porn I'd watched hadn't desensitized me in the least to the wonders of contact with an other human being and I realized that all my worrying had been pointless.

    The main antidote against an unhealthy obsession with porn is having a healthy sexual relationship with a real human being.
     
  9. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    it's ok they have big boobs :p
     
  10. Adelheid

    Adelheid Bernstein

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    That's not all.

    [Screenshot]http://hotlard.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/fat-woman-outside.jpg[/Screenshot]
     
  11. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    mmm the ankles :)
     
  12. carmatic

    carmatic New Member

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    better yet, you can learn all your sex moves from the pros!
     
  13. ant75

    ant75 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Porn still makes more sense than fuzz.
     
  14. Fuzz

    Fuzz Enigma

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    Too true, most of the time.

    I know of people that prefer round ladies. My first thought was something in the line "Are you out of your mind?" but it could make sense because they will have very little competition and every single drop of love they can give them will be cherished. Perhaps this is trigging some emotional bounds they had with their mothers?
     
  15. carmatic

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    there was some research which showed that people generally find partners who are similar to their parents... dont remember much of it, but i remember it was mentioning stuff like girls who have fathers who wore alot of leather are attracted by the smell of leather on guys they dated, etc ... and also i think for guys , they go after girls who have the same hairstyle as their moms or something, not really sure about that
    some people cross the line between looking for a particular type of girlfriend/boyfriend, and looking for a particular genre of porn, so its a personal thing to them... to make fun of the type of porn they watch is a very good way of hurting their feelings
     
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  16. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    so what sort of porn are you into?
     
  17. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    simply awesome!

    :eek:

    :lol: :) :D
     
  18. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    ROUND 2 :rolleyes:

    The problem with this statement, and most of what you say is that you're taking far too much liberty in your assumptions of family life and the general human social connection as it exists today.

    You say men are being exploited financially to put a woman on a pedestal and that a man gives up his emotional well being, physicality, and time to be with a woman and must fool himself into thinking he's being passionate or having a good time. This sort of thing may be the case sometimes sure, but it is certainly not the norm.

    This sounds more like the warped statements that have slowly brewed in the mind of someone who's stuck in their parents basement and a social outcast than a philosopher who has thoroughly considered the pro's and con's of social integration.
    Normal people, REAL people who love life want to enjoy all aspects of it. Men are NOT being financially exploited in their pursuit for intimate involvement rather it is just another part of the bill. You should want to seek out a companion and maintain a good group of friends and this just requires throwing around some cash.

    Trust me, if a man could f*ck a woman in a cardboard box, he would.

    When you're being real and enjoying life you WANT to seek out involvement with others and you WANT to find an intimate partner (woman, for your example) to share certain things with that you can't with a typical platonic friend. You don't mind spending money on her or spending time with her because it ACTUALLY MAKES YOU HAPPY, you don't have to pretend. You're not giving up emotion, you're not giving up physicality.
    You say giving up your life, I say you're enhancing your life. You want to show her a good time (which means you, in turn, have a good time) and so you spend money to go places and do things. Through the course of a natural relationship you will then want to have kids and so you TRY for a baby, you don't just "make her pregnant." For f*cks sake...

    I'm not sure what sort of people you're being nice to or what grouchy ass city you live in, but where I'm from (middle-America) when you're nice to people they're generally nice in return and will come to like you as you will them. Sure, sometimes being too nice all the time makes people feel obligated but it surely doesn't result in zero progress.
    Not cooperating on a private level would be to deny basic human instinct.

    Again, your argument is horridly flawed as is your outlook on life.

    Sex is entertaining because it feels good (if it doesn't feel good, please kill yourself so the rest of us can fill the hole you wasted). But that's just the skin deep aspect. Sex is entertaining because it is the most intimate experience one can engage in in life and when you're able to share this with someone, especially if it's someone you really love and feel for, the experience goes far beyond words. Sex with your significant other transcends anything else you do in your relationship if both of you are really in it for each other. It is a true bonding experience unlike anything else in this case which extends well beyond the "feel good" aspect.
    You want to go for an exotic expedition but not copulate with the local population; you say that as if you're expected to f*ck anything that walks. Wouldn't you rather go for an exotic expedition with someone you care deeply for? Would that not just make the whole experience so much more worthwhile? We all need alone time, don't get me wrong but to say that you'd rather do everything by yourself is just... creepy.
    And you don't have to spend every waking hour having sex. Often, when you truly care for someone you just enjoy being in their presence, you don't have to be doing anything at all. Go to your exotic expedition and the two of you can just stroll the sandy beaches or relax by the cliffs and sip some wine.
    Having sex all the time is retarded, yeah I guess that statement has some merit. But you fail to acknowledge the fact that sex just happens BETWEEN your recreational activities. Sex doesn't REPLACE the things you like to do. I don't know where you got this notion.

    And there's nothing wrong with that!! It's ok to want to passionately pursue the search for knowledge and deep thought! But, again, you seem to think that this is an either/or situation when that is really far from the truth.
    Did you ever think you can enjoy an intimate relationship with someone who ALSO shares those same goals of higher intellect? You can have sex AND join in the pursuit of knowledge! WIN WIN!

    Again, nothing wrong with trying to think rationally and excluding your heart from the equation. But if you go through life doing this forever you're going to become very lonely, disillusioned, and then probably die with a grand total of 2 people attending your funeral.
    Sometimes you must think your heart, sometimes you must fly by the seat of your pants and go with your emotions. If you can't do this then you have forgotten what it means to be a part of the human condition and I feel very sorry for you.

    :)
     
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  19. Jordan L

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    the Stinkhole ?
     
  20. BobTheBeheader

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    Ahh, now I understand your position. good points.
    That's a weight off of my mind.

    My personal pornographic preferences tend to not be things that could get very intermingled and confused with reality. (That is to say, I don't think it's easy to get hentai and reality confused). I'm not sure tentacles are very desensitizing.

    So you are saying that an obsession tends to go away a little after entering a healthy relationship?
     

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