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Things that make no sense in porn

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Zur, Mar 11, 2008.

  1. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    I've been meaning to make a thread like this for a while because there are things in commercial porn that just make me want to say "huh?".

    Here's a first example: girl and guy get down to serious business and girl goes on to make some very suggestive moves such as ... licking her own knee. Wtf ?
     
  2. drakon

    drakon Introverted™

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    Links? ;)
     
  3. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Use your powers of imagination Luke ;) .
     
  4. B

    B Bee

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    What's wrong with licking your own knee?!
     
  5. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    I don't know. As a guy are you particularly turned on by seeing a girl licking her knee ? Is the knee recognized as an erogenous zone ?
     
  6. B

    B Bee

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    No it's not really my thing, I'm an ass man :) but I'm sure there are people that are turned on by kneelickers, it's probably one of the less crazy things..
     
  7. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Well I guess I'd be interested in a kinky scene involving the girl in your signature (name ?). But for the laday to do something like that while getting pounded somehow conveys a certain disinterest for the act. Either that or it's a weak attempt at being "artistic" or original.
     
  8. B

    B Bee

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    yep, point proven... :D
     
  9. Adelheid

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    I have a DvD that is censored about half way through, the form of censorship the UK cencor used is to cut the sound and fill the screen with a big black square bearing the legend "PRESS SKIP NOW". Kind of ruins the moment.

    Anyway, one day I discovered that if I press fast forward rather than search the square would not appear and I could see what was happening.

    Guy and girl, going at it, with their fingers jammed down each others throats.

    o_O
     
  10. _Zd_Phoenix_

    _Zd_Phoenix_ Queen of BuFdom

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    URRRGH!

    'Let me wave my stump in your face' would already be an uninspiring line, but that pic is just horrid :eek:
     
  11. Kou

    Kou Augmentations > You

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    Ummm... yeah, you might want to reconsider that picture.
     
  12. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Hmm... definitely wtf material with that toilet lid there :D.
     
  13. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    Poop. <--That is what does not make sense in porn.

    This being BuF, I'm sure I will now be flamed. Or hot carled.
     
  14. Kou

    Kou Augmentations > You

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    +1. I've got your back. Then again, I hate pornography itself, so... Whatever.
     
  15. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    ^eunuch
     
  16. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    Yes and no. Because as B says it might have appeal to some people. What I'm getting at is the stuff that is like unnecessary in classic porn, not any of the deviant stuff. It's like all of a sudden people decide to lick each other's noses or something and passionately at that (some english comic could pick up on this idea for a sketch). Either the producer ran out of ideas or the actors are developping a future sport to see how many unrelated things they can do during a scene.
     
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  17. Kou

    Kou Augmentations > You

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    To each his own, I just don't get the point of watching two people (sometimes more) have incredible hot lusty sex.
     
  18. Jordan L

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  19. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    Its porn. As long as theres only one guy, no poop or vomit, gagging during a jeff smoker, and the girl doesnt say full blown sentences while shes gettin railed out, its fine. Who cares if it makes sense or not
     
  20. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

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    thats like saying i don't understand why people like driving sports cars.

    :D
     

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