Earlier today I was bored so I came up with this. Why Skum? Because it fits with "slim" 
The Real Skum Shady
May I have your attention please.
May I have your attention please.
Will the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
I repeat, will the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Bollox where is that muthafuxxer?
Y’all act like you’ve never seen a l33t person before.
Jaws all on the floor, like LK, like Voyd just burst in the door.
Started whoopin’ his a$$ worse than before.
He called him a shock whore, so Voyd fried him with the launcher.
It’s the return of the...Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding.
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?
And Sel said...Nothing, you idiots!
Sel's dead, he’s locked in my basement!
Them jealous llamas love Skummy Skum.
Fragga-fragga-fragga, Skum Shady, I’m sick of him, look at him.
Walkin’ around spammin' his you-know-what.
Fraggin' you-know-who (Yeah, but he'd 0wn you though).
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose.
But no worse than what’s goin’ on with spawn campers in Face fool!
Sometimes I wanna jump on a server and just let loose.
But can’t, but it’s cool for LPB's and their ping. What's the use?
My rifle's on your lips, my rifle's on your lips
And if I’m lucky you might just get blown to little bits.
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know how to frag a camping b1tch.
Of course they’re gonna know what camper fraggin is by the time they hit 4th grade.
They all got computers, don’t they?
We ain’t nothin’ but fraggers.
Well, some of us cannibals who frag other people even after they've passed away.
But if we can frag spawn snipers and campers.
Then there’s no reason that a llama and another llama can’t elope.
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your miniguns, sing the chorus, and it goes
I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, Please stand up.
‘Cause I’m Skum Shady
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
Gouryella has to be a llama.
Well I don't, so f**k him and K7 too.
Think I give a damn about spamming?
Half of you fewls can't even aim at me, let alone frag me.
"But Skum what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you can die in my path to get me here?
So you can sit me here, next to Britney Spears?
I'd better feel her tits before I switch me chairs.
And sit next to Rooster and Voyd and Rock and LK.
And ask, before they frag me, how was their day?
Yeah they put me up on the news on PU.
But that's only cos PU think I'm that good too.
I should email them and tell them to correct their mistake.
But I'm enjoying this now so I'll have my cake.
I'm sick of all you little girl and boy llamas, all you do is annoy me.
So I have been sent here to destroy you.
And there’s a million of us just like me, who frag like me.
Who just don’t give a fuxx like me.
Who dress like me, walk, talk and spam like me.
It just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!
‘Cause I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
‘Cause I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
I’m like a headtrip to listen to ‘cause I’m only sayin'
The stuff you joke about with your friends at your LAN par-tay.
The only difference is I got the bollox to say it and not get walloped.
By PMB or Scragged or the Euro crew at all.
I just get on the server and rip it and whether you like to admit it.
I just frag em better than 90% of you players out can.
Then you wonder how can kids play these games like they're on valiums.
It’s funny 'cause at the rate I’m goin’ when I’m 20.
I'll be the only person left in the nursin' home fraggin'.
Pinchin’ nurses a$$es when they tell me to go hit the hay when I want just one more game.
Just one more for today, but this charm isn't working.
In every single person is a Skum Shady lurkin’.
He could be workin’ at Mattel making plastic burgers to send to hell (McDonalds).
Or in the arcade 0wning, screamin’ "I don’t give a fuxx!"
With his feet back and the volume up.
So will the Real Shady, please stand up.
And put one of those fingers on each hand up.
Then be proud to be l33t and outta your mind and outta control.
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
‘Cause I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
‘Cause I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
‘Cause I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
Ha-ha.
Guess there’s a Skum Shady in all of us.
Let’s all stand up.
The Real Skum Shady
May I have your attention please.
May I have your attention please.
Will the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
I repeat, will the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Bollox where is that muthafuxxer?
Y’all act like you’ve never seen a l33t person before.
Jaws all on the floor, like LK, like Voyd just burst in the door.
Started whoopin’ his a$$ worse than before.
He called him a shock whore, so Voyd fried him with the launcher.
It’s the return of the...Oh, wait, no way, you’re kidding.
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?
And Sel said...Nothing, you idiots!
Sel's dead, he’s locked in my basement!
Them jealous llamas love Skummy Skum.
Fragga-fragga-fragga, Skum Shady, I’m sick of him, look at him.
Walkin’ around spammin' his you-know-what.
Fraggin' you-know-who (Yeah, but he'd 0wn you though).
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose.
But no worse than what’s goin’ on with spawn campers in Face fool!
Sometimes I wanna jump on a server and just let loose.
But can’t, but it’s cool for LPB's and their ping. What's the use?
My rifle's on your lips, my rifle's on your lips
And if I’m lucky you might just get blown to little bits.
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know how to frag a camping b1tch.
Of course they’re gonna know what camper fraggin is by the time they hit 4th grade.
They all got computers, don’t they?
We ain’t nothin’ but fraggers.
Well, some of us cannibals who frag other people even after they've passed away.
But if we can frag spawn snipers and campers.
Then there’s no reason that a llama and another llama can’t elope.
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your miniguns, sing the chorus, and it goes
I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, Please stand up.
‘Cause I’m Skum Shady
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
Gouryella has to be a llama.
Well I don't, so f**k him and K7 too.
Think I give a damn about spamming?
Half of you fewls can't even aim at me, let alone frag me.
"But Skum what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you can die in my path to get me here?
So you can sit me here, next to Britney Spears?
I'd better feel her tits before I switch me chairs.
And sit next to Rooster and Voyd and Rock and LK.
And ask, before they frag me, how was their day?
Yeah they put me up on the news on PU.
But that's only cos PU think I'm that good too.
I should email them and tell them to correct their mistake.
But I'm enjoying this now so I'll have my cake.
I'm sick of all you little girl and boy llamas, all you do is annoy me.
So I have been sent here to destroy you.
And there’s a million of us just like me, who frag like me.
Who just don’t give a fuxx like me.
Who dress like me, walk, talk and spam like me.
It just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!
‘Cause I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
‘Cause I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
I’m like a headtrip to listen to ‘cause I’m only sayin'
The stuff you joke about with your friends at your LAN par-tay.
The only difference is I got the bollox to say it and not get walloped.
By PMB or Scragged or the Euro crew at all.
I just get on the server and rip it and whether you like to admit it.
I just frag em better than 90% of you players out can.
Then you wonder how can kids play these games like they're on valiums.
It’s funny 'cause at the rate I’m goin’ when I’m 20.
I'll be the only person left in the nursin' home fraggin'.
Pinchin’ nurses a$$es when they tell me to go hit the hay when I want just one more game.
Just one more for today, but this charm isn't working.
In every single person is a Skum Shady lurkin’.
He could be workin’ at Mattel making plastic burgers to send to hell (McDonalds).
Or in the arcade 0wning, screamin’ "I don’t give a fuxx!"
With his feet back and the volume up.
So will the Real Shady, please stand up.
And put one of those fingers on each hand up.
Then be proud to be l33t and outta your mind and outta control.
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum Shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
‘Cause I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
‘Cause I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
‘Cause I’m Skum Shady.
Yes, I’m the Real Shady.
All you other Skum Shadys are just imitating.
So won’t the Real Skum shady please stand up.
Please stand up, please stand up.
Ha-ha.
Guess there’s a Skum Shady in all of us.
Let’s all stand up.
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