lol, well i was bored today too, and i made a quick lol family consisting of me, boom troll, and berries. first off, we seem to be obsessed with chocolate cake. we spent all of our money in the first 2 days, all on cake. even if there was cake already, someone would put more out. at one point i counted 12 unfinished portions of cake on the kitchen floor. this was mostly smallberries doing, i have to admit. ok, i will start with me. i am obsessed with laying on the couch and sleeping. when i am not doing this, i am eating. i made dinner about 6 times in 2 days, and had countless pieces of cake. i also like to take out the trash, even though i only had 1 neat point. boom is obsessed with work, and peeing himself. he refused to use the bathroom, so he would go stand in a corner, piss himself, then go watch tv. troll is nocturnal. she stayed up everynight until at least 4. because i only had 3 beds for fun sake, she never slept. somehow she never collapsed. berries did 4 things, get and eat cake, go to the bathroom, clean up booms piss and stand in the doorway. that is all he ever did. he never went to work, and finally refused to take jobs. a job would severely cut down on his cake time, it seems. actually, our guys got along ok. we were all friendly towards eachother, although there was one neighbor none of us could stand. we were all - with him after the first day. troll refused to sleep with any of us, but this was to be expected after 1 day. she also only missed 1 day of work. we had many interesting conversations. my favorite thing seems to be sunshine. booms favorite is partially cloudy days. trolls favorite thing is sunshine followed immediately by drums, and berries favorite thing is peace. how touching. in the end, troll was the only one going to work, and everyone refused to clean up, except for me taking out a piece of trash every once in a while. me, boom and berries all got fired immediately. in the end, berries refused to sleep and collapsed in the middle of about 8 pieces of cake in the kitchen, and boom promptly pissed next to his head. troll got back from work and ignored us, and watched tv and went to bed. that was pretty much it. oh yah, the maid service refuses to come anymore
ummmm WAnk??
<[Ci]The_Dopefish|PuF> wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles (
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