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jenny?

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what is this 'job' or 'work' as you call it?

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Necroth

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Sel once a skirt, allway a skirt ;)

Hmm maybe i sould start a famely of PuF creatures. But then, nah i would be bored quickly again.

I keep it with the update's on this PuF famely

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Dus

Confused, I think, maybe.....
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Don't you need a crackhead?
Off course you need a crackhead!
And since I've got nothing better to do:
PICK ME! PICK ME! Please?

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MoyDoy

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Of course! We need a crackhead!

Anyway, i moved in dope in a house alone. He bacame an X-treme hike-trailer or something like that. I left him and vent on with the original family. I got them a nicer house and buyed some cool stuff for it. After the first day there Jenny had advanced from a pickpocket to a bagman. Running arends for the mob or something. Gunner and Rooster got some nice jobs for themselves. They were mascots for the local soccer team. But after the first day there ´they advanced to minor leaguers. I made family consisting of Sel and Troll. I made sure they were in love and then tried to get them a baby before Trolls carpool arrived. I didn´t work so Troll went to her new job as a mascot too.
I made another family that i am a little bit afraid of moving in to a house. The members are:

Liquid_Sin: The most evil bastard i have seen online.

Loibisch: A crazy german who will make everyones lifes miserable.

Kristina: A poor innocent girl that surely will suffer because of the evil minds of these two.

Hmm... maybe i should throw in a certain crackhead into this family...
 

CHRYSt

You can't help that. We're all mad here.
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Hey, can't you d/l new Sim models/skins? I really could be a monkey!

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Dus

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Throw me in! THROW ME IN!
I love a challenge!

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WAnk

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lol, this is hilarious. i sure hope you don't decide to put, oh lets say me and boom together. i can just see us running around the house crazy like, calling all the women in the neighborhood over at the same time, then forcing them all into the jacuzzi. meanwhile, at least i am unemployed.... of course there would need to be a maid, i know i am lazy

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ummmm WAnk??

&lt;[Ci]The_Dopefish|PuF&gt; wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles (;))
 

Nigma:Mekanik

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Moy, try and put me in plz :)

Nigma: Bastard child, Lazy and Jobless!

This is great!
take some Pic's man.

Nig

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The Dopefish

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Hehe...an extreme bicyclist eh? If I hook up with some crackhead goth chick there will be some heads rattling. ;)

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DSV_Selerox[PuF]

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I made family consisting of Sel and Troll. I made sure they were in love and then tried to get them a baby before Trolls carpool arrived. I didn´t work so Troll went to her new job as a mascot too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMG! ROTFLMAO! :)

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&lt;[Ci]Skumboy|PuF&gt; And the moral of the story is..... pffffffft, what moral? i just banned Blender!

&lt;DSV_Selerox[PuF]&gt; Yes I'm LordKhaine's brother (unfortunatly)
&lt;RaptoR[PuF]&gt; but you're not retarded, how can u be related?
 

WAnk

PH34R TH3 WAnk??<br><img src="http://markwsucks.ho
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lol, well i was bored today too, and i made a quick lol family consisting of me, boom troll, and berries. first off, we seem to be obsessed with chocolate cake. we spent all of our money in the first 2 days, all on cake. even if there was cake already, someone would put more out. at one point i counted 12 unfinished portions of cake on the kitchen floor. this was mostly smallberries doing, i have to admit. ok, i will start with me. i am obsessed with laying on the couch and sleeping. when i am not doing this, i am eating. i made dinner about 6 times in 2 days, and had countless pieces of cake. i also like to take out the trash, even though i only had 1 neat point. boom is obsessed with work, and peeing himself. he refused to use the bathroom, so he would go stand in a corner, piss himself, then go watch tv. troll is nocturnal. she stayed up everynight until at least 4. because i only had 3 beds for fun sake, she never slept. somehow she never collapsed. berries did 4 things, get and eat cake, go to the bathroom, clean up booms piss and stand in the doorway. that is all he ever did. he never went to work, and finally refused to take jobs. a job would severely cut down on his cake time, it seems. actually, our guys got along ok. we were all friendly towards eachother, although there was one neighbor none of us could stand. we were all - with him after the first day. troll refused to sleep with any of us, but this was to be expected after 1 day. she also only missed 1 day of work. we had many interesting conversations. my favorite thing seems to be sunshine. booms favorite is partially cloudy days. trolls favorite thing is sunshine followed immediately by drums, and berries favorite thing is peace. how touching. in the end, troll was the only one going to work, and everyone refused to clean up, except for me taking out a piece of trash every once in a while. me, boom and berries all got fired immediately. in the end, berries refused to sleep and collapsed in the middle of about 8 pieces of cake in the kitchen, and boom promptly pissed next to his head. troll got back from work and ignored us, and watched tv and went to bed. that was pretty much it. oh yah, the maid service refuses to come anymore

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&lt;[Ci]The_Dopefish|PuF&gt; wank (wank) n., vb., sl. 1. sexual intercourse 2. to attempt sexual intercourse on inanimate objects, i.e. flagpoles (;))
 

The_Inflictor

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Moydoy...I'll quite happily fill the role of a football loving phr34k (Arsenal mind you ;)).



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Cos I own you arse now by rights, We got family!" One Big Family - Embrace
 

Sam_The_Man

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Me! Me! I wanna be in!

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MoyDoy

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Allright, no Sims for a couple of since the comp it´s on is far, far away. Plus its a big holliday. But your enthusiasm has made me wanna play it more.
I will definitly have screenies up next week. Allthough i´m not sure how i can pot them here. So tell me.
Oh and i want to hear what Rooster has to say about his virtual self.
 

The_Inflictor

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As long as there is a football (soccer) section going, I don't mind...remember the Swedish team was hard done by ;)



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SkummyB|BuF

Would you like to see me dance?
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LOL!, this is too funny,

/me rolls his eyes... me in love with gunner? You people have been drinking again =)

I was wondering what the hell zaccix was talking about in the "Where is Skumboy" thread, it would appear that now i know. I love this place =)
 
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