The older you get, the harder you fall.

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OO7MIKE

Mr. Sexy
May 2, 2000
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The older you get, the harder you fall.. in the shower!

I recently installed these duck shaped friction stickers in my shower so i don't break myself slipping on things. What is the deal with getting older? Reaction times are slow, i take my time doing shit, the recovery time is sluggish. Seriously! Whose idea was it to "age" people. There should be a cut off time... *snort*
 
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OO7MIKE

Mr. Sexy
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Drinking while in the shower is risky. Shower beers are wonderful but might add to lack of coordination. FSL Shower Beer time. Laugh all the way to the hospital room.
 
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Drinking while in the shower is risky. Shower beers are wonderful but might add to lack of coordination. FSL Shower Beer time. Laugh all the way to the hospital room.

I'm finding this advice seriously likeable.
 

OO7MIKE

Mr. Sexy
May 2, 2000
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If it's anything like drinking in a hot tub I'm going to pass. That'll get you fucked up pretty quick.
I highly recommend mental altering chemicals in a hot tub. Especially if you have bond girls to keep you company. Know your limits though. Sometimes bond girls are villians.