The older you get, the harder you fall.

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OO7MIKE

Mr. Sexy
May 2, 2000
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The older you get, the harder you fall.. in the shower!

I recently installed these duck shaped friction stickers in my shower so i don't break myself slipping on things. What is the deal with getting older? Reaction times are slow, i take my time doing shit, the recovery time is sluggish. Seriously! Whose idea was it to "age" people. There should be a cut off time... *snort*
 
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OO7MIKE

Mr. Sexy
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Drinking while in the shower is risky. Shower beers are wonderful but might add to lack of coordination. FSL Shower Beer time. Laugh all the way to the hospital room.
 
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Drinking while in the shower is risky. Shower beers are wonderful but might add to lack of coordination. FSL Shower Beer time. Laugh all the way to the hospital room.

I'm finding this advice seriously likeable.
 

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The older you get, the harder you fall.. in the shower!
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OO7MIKE

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Just an update.

It's been almost a year now and many of the ducks have abandoned their post when they were needed most. I brought in replacements but that doesn't seem to have affected troop moral as greatly as I had hoped for our duck veterans.

Why in Vandora would anyone care so much about about these troops that survive in such harsh conditions, is really beyond the grasp of mortal men.
..wait, your question was: "why is the picture of "Vandora" the Nali Goddess of Lightning depicted with four breasticals and a human face instead of a nali face?"

My question to you is: Do you like dodging Titan Rocks? ..if so! Come on inside the amphitheatre!!