The older you get, the harder you fall.

[OO7MIKE]

The older you get, the harder you fall.. in the shower!

I recently installed these duck shaped friction stickers in my shower so i don't break myself slipping on things. What is the deal with getting older? Reaction times are slow, i take my time doing shit, the recovery time is sluggish. Seriously! Whose idea was it to "age" people. There should be a cut off time... *snort*

 

[AMmayhem]

Right? I can't even drink like I used to.

 

[oosyxxx]

Right? I can't even drink like I used to.

It could be time for roids.

 

[OO7MIKE]

Drinking while in the shower is risky. Shower beers are wonderful but might add to lack of coordination. FSL Shower Beer time. Laugh all the way to the hospital room.

 

[oosyxxx]

Drinking while in the shower is risky. Shower beers are wonderful but might add to lack of coordination. FSL Shower Beer time. Laugh all the way to the hospital room.

I'm finding this advice seriously likeable.

 

[AMmayhem]

Drinking while in the shower is risky. Shower beers are wonderful but might add to lack of coordination. FSL Shower Beer time. Laugh all the way to the hospital room.

If it's anything like drinking in a hot tub I'm going to pass. That'll get you fucked up pretty quick.

 

[oosyxxx]

If it's anything like drinking in a hot tub I'm going to pass. That'll get you fucked up pretty quick.

And by "you," you meant "me"?

 

[OO7MIKE]

If it's anything like drinking in a hot tub I'm going to pass. That'll get you fucked up pretty quick.

I highly recommend mental altering chemicals in a hot tub. Especially if you have bond girls to keep you company. Know your limits though. Sometimes bond girls are villians.

 

[oosyxxx]

I highly recommend mental altering chemicals in a hot tub. Especially if you have bond girls to keep you company. Know your limits though. Sometimes bond girls are villians.

Spoken like a true spatchcock cockblock!

 

[Manticore]

With or without the hot tub would work for me.....

 

[OO7MIKE]

Yes! Stay away from the bond women. They are almost more trouble than they are worth.
Stay frosty sir!

 

[Animus]

cmon guys, stay hard!!!! who is gonna carry the boats?!
i dont get this whole aging concept.

 

[AMmayhem]

cmon guys, stay hard!!!! who is gonna carry the boats?!
i dont get this whole aging concept.

Think I'll pass on carrying boats while hard.

 

[OO7MIKE]

I think those are called "tug boats"

 

[AMmayhem]

I think those are called "tug boats"

Well played, sir. Well played.

 

[evilgrins]

The older you get, the harder you fall.. in the shower!

 

[oosyxxx]

tHread Is needs a pink pussy puffy..

 

[OO7MIKE]

Just an update.

It's been almost a year now and many of the ducks have abandoned their post when they were needed most. I brought in replacements but that doesn't seem to have affected troop moral as greatly as I had hoped for our duck veterans.

Why in Vandora would anyone care so much about about these troops that survive in such harsh conditions, is really beyond the grasp of mortal men.
..wait, your question was: "why is the picture of "Vandora" the Nali Goddess of Lightning depicted with four breasticals and a human face instead of a nali face?"

My question to you is: Do you like dodging Titan Rocks? ..if so! Come on inside the amphitheatre!!