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The Official BuF "Make your own conspiracy theory" thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Entropy|BuF, Dec 30, 2001.

  1. Entropy|BuF

    Entropy|BuF Telemundo

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    URL=http://conspiracytheory.warnerbros.com/bin/consp.cgi]Go here to make your own![/URL]

    I'll start here's one I made and one a friend of mine made.
    Do you want to know the truth about DJ's? For 24 years, CIA has been suppressing information from you about DJ's and thus endangering the welfare of fans of Death Metal.

    In may 5th, 1998, Bill Clinton met with Paul Oakenfold in London to discuss trance music. As it happens, they engaged in ecstasy and ended up hatching a plan involving the "big fluffy pink clouds" in Britain.

    As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Newscorp and their ties to Oakenfold's latest US Tour.

    A report in The Washington Post was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in October of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NAACP, various DJ's, and, perhaps not surprisingly, John Digweed. According to the report, passages in the book "Facing the Odds: The Sasha and John Digweed Story " and lyrics in Sasha 's music point to a connection between these individuals and DJ's.

    According to a spokesman at Mixmag, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

    The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about DJ's any longer. Learn the truth!

    now here's my friend's....

    Do you want to know the truth about titties? For 57 years, FDA
    has been suppressing information from you about titties and
    thus endangering the welfare of Koreans.

    In September 9, Jesse Jackson met with Asia Carrera in Seattle
    to discuss violence. As it happens, they engaged in furniture
    porn and ended up hatching a plan involving the Vice Lords in
    Guatemala.

    As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was
    information about dealings with Sony and their ties to
    aggrevated robbery.

    A report in The Onion was mysteriously pulled from newsstands
    in November of last year. The article implicated high-ranking
    officials in Make a Wish Foundation, various cabbies, and,
    perhaps not surprisingly, Jessica Alba. According to the report,
    passages in the book "Lored of the Flies" and lyrics in Sting 's
    music point to a connection between these individuals and
    titties.

    According to a spokesman at The Onion, the issue was pulled
    because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the
    original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and
    that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of
    this article.

    The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the
    government hide the facts about titties any longer. Learn the
    truth!

    Go here to make your own!
     
  2. Clayeth

    Clayeth Classic

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    You're gonna love this one:

    Do you want to know the truth about midgets? For 100 years, The Department of Defense has been suppressing information from you about midgets and thus endangering the welfare of Mexicans.

    In December 1998, Bill Clinton met with Gary Coleman in Cleveland to discuss sp0rks. As it happens, they engaged in midger pr0n and ended up hatching a plan involving the BuF in Netherlands.

    As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with GSI and their ties to rape.

    A report in New York Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in January of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in PETA, various Janitors, and, perhaps not surprisingly, CHRYSt. According to the report, passages in the book "Lord of the Rings" and lyrics in Ozzy 's music point to a connection between these individuals and midgets.

    According to a spokesman at New York Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

    The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about midgets any longer. Learn the truth!
     
  3. [IsP]KaRnAgE

    [IsP]KaRnAgE You Can Be My Wingman

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    lmao

    Do you want to know the truth about dogs? For 1002 years, The White House Kitchen Staff has been suppressing information from you about dogs and thus endangering the welfare of Rednecks.

    In December 1764, Jesse Ventura met with O.J. Simpson in Miami to discuss building the perfect pickle. As it happens, they engaged in pickle cravings and ended up hatching a plan involving the Eskimos in Kenya.

    As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with IBM and their ties to grand theft auto.

    A report in NewsDay was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in August of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in PETA, various jockeys, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Raymund Burr. According to the report, passages in the book "Hop on Pop" and lyrics in Yanni 's music point to a connection between these individuals and dogs.

    According to a spokesman at NewsDay, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

    The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about dogs any longer. Learn the truth!

    BAH! we both got PETA. :hmm:
     
  4. Foetal Youth

    Foetal Youth New Member

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    p00p!

    Do you want to know the truth about p00p? For 4 years, Ministry of Defence has been suppressing information from you about p00p and thus endangering the welfare of the Morety fan club.

    In January 1998, Skummy B met with CHRYSt in the Oval Office to discuss the smell of p00p. As it happens, they engaged in supporting GSI and ended up hatching a plan involving the m0tards in MoKeY's belly.

    As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about their dealings with Microsoft and their ties to pimping.

    A report in The Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in September of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Parents Against Pimping (PAP), various prostitutes, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Morety. According to the report, passages in the book "Harry Potter" and lyrics in Michelle Branch 's music point to a connection between these individuals and p00p.

    According to a spokesman at The Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.

    The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about p00p any longer. Learn the truth!
     

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