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The Marine Infantryman

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by UDTSNAKE, Nov 21, 2001.

  1. UDTSNAKE

    UDTSNAKE heart breaker and life taker

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    "The Marine Infantryman"



    As Seen By Himself:
    A Stout, Handsome, Highly-Trained Professional Killer and Female Idol, who wears a star sapphire ring, carries a finely honed K-Bar, is covered with a crisp cammie cover and is always on time due to the reliability of his Seiko Diver's Watch.

    As Seen By His Wife:
    A stinking, gross, foul mouthed bum, who arrives home every 6 months or so with a seabag full of filthy utilities, a huge ugly watch, an oversized knife, a filthy hat, and a hard-on.

    As Seen By Headquarters:
    A drunken Brawling, HMMWV stealing, women corrupting liar, with a star sapphire ring, Seiko watch, unauthorized K-Bar, and a ****ed up cover.

    As Seen By His Commanding Officer:
    A fine specemin of a drunken Brawling, HMMWV stealing, women corrupting bull****ter, with a star sapphire ring, fantastically accurate Seiko watch, finely honed razor sharp K-Bar, and a salty cammie cover.

    As Seen By Headquarters Marine Corps:
    An over paid, over-rated, tax burden, who is however, indespensible since he will volunteer to go anywhere, at any time, and kill whoever he is told to, as long as he can, drink, brawl, steal HMMWV's, corrupt women, kick cats, lie, sing dirty songs, wear filthy cammies, big Sapphire rings, over-sized knives, Seiko watches and really ****ed up covers.
     
  2. FiringAimlessly

    FiringAimlessly NOT going to waste another minute on CS!

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    :lol:

    Where's Vrrc when you need him!?
     
  3. DarkBls

    DarkBls Inf Ex-admin

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    Agagag :D
     
  4. Gholam

    Gholam Sergeant (Reserve), IDF

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    LOL, that's a good one :lol:
     
  5. Mad_Dog

    Mad_Dog Voice Of Reason

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    Ag? :confused: :con: what means this, mr bls?
     
  6. FiringAimlessly

    FiringAimlessly NOT going to waste another minute on CS!

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    - reminds me of the onomatopoeia in Jerkcity...
     
  7. ElectricSheep

    ElectricSheep Tommy Vegas

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    Either that or its the sound that Popeye makes when he laughs....::shudder::
     
  8. G-Fresh

    G-Fresh Red

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    Al saves yaz Olive


    very funny btw :D
     
  9. BlAcK_PlAgUe22

    BlAcK_PlAgUe22 I ooze.

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    I think he was laughing but hit G instead of H :con:
     
  10. DarkBls

    DarkBls Inf Ex-admin

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    Right. But 4 posts just on this topic ? You surprised me all the times guys !
     
  11. St0rmcaller

    St0rmcaller [AFA]'s unoffical godfather

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    I don't stink! Honest! I smell purty! :D

    WTF is up with the sapphire ring?
     
  12. UDTSNAKE

    UDTSNAKE heart breaker and life taker

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    You know that huge ring that some lifers wear.
     
  13. Kibbles-N-Bits

    Kibbles-N-Bits New Member

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    And it has to be a real star-sapphire. My dad had one, really nice square cut. Pretty rare too. Had it in an empty altoids case on his truck's dash... while on a jobsite down in Boston, MA, some ******* kid stole the case thinking he was just taking some candy. Rings gone and that damn kid prolly thinks it was trash and tossed it. :(
     
  14. Keganator

    Keganator White as Snow Moderator

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    f*ck, that sucks.

    :lol: That stuff is pretty funny, tho.
     
  15. ice_viking

    ice_viking THE OLD CORPS

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    MARINE GRUNT

    Very good UDTSNAKE ... I'm still laughting. Good description of the MARINE GRUNT

    :p
     

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