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The ''I have a penis'' thread

Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by Dying_corpse, Oct 5, 2003.

  1. Dying_corpse

    Dying_corpse New Member

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    Yes.
    I have a penis and I'm proud of it
     
  2. The Twiggman

    The Twiggman Instagib 4 Life

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    Hell ya, I can't see where I would be without mine. Pissing out my mouth is not an option I'd be happy with. Then again, might be thirsty. Aww screw that :p

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    No dont do that!!!!
     
  3. AMmayhem

    AMmayhem Mayhem is everywhere

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    I don't think anyone doubted... :con:
     
  4. hackr86

    hackr86 Nali City Administrator

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    To think of those long lonely nights without my lovely gwand...
     
  5. GoAt

    GoAt Never wrong

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    my e-pns is bigger than yours!
     
  6. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    Mine can camoflauge itself, like Predator.
     
  7. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    I have a Romulan Penis Cloaking Device. :p
     
  8. Stilgar

    Stilgar Ninja

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    My penis does not hide in the shadows of geeky sci-fi tech.

    Proud is my penis!
     
  9. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    My penis can beat Guile's penis.
     
  10. Dying_corpse

    Dying_corpse New Member

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    My penis shot my girlfriends kitty


    ;)
     
  11. Cactus

    Cactus The Evil Spatula

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    my penis
     
  12. Twrecks

    Twrecks Spectacularly Lucky

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    Phallanx. Et tu Brutis.
     
  13. Mister_Prophet

    Mister_Prophet .

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    i call my Penis "The General" or sometimes "The Prophet's Fury" and it is seven thousand feet long and can blow up moons and stuff just by exposing it.
     
  14. KJAX

    KJAX Gamer 4 Life

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    I have an ego. :D
     
  15. AMmayhem

    AMmayhem Mayhem is everywhere

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    My penis gets plenty of exercise...
     
  16. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    My penis pisses expresso.



    ...and it does it really, really fast!!
     
  17. Cat Fuzz

    Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!

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    Of course your getting your penis and the Death Star mixed up again. :rolleyes:
     
  18. militaryspetproject

    militaryspetproject Kissy!

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    My penis....... Oh wait.
     
  19. Mister_Prophet

    Mister_Prophet .

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    Of course your getting your penis and the Death Star mixed up again.

    Dude Fuzz! You just gave me the coolest idea for comic strip! Holy shiit, I'll better get started...
     
  20. Twrecks

    Twrecks Spectacularly Lucky

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    Didn't they already make "Space Balls"
     

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