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The Holiday Spirit Friendship Unification Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Jacks:Revenge, Dec 3, 2014.

  1. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    ok wanktards, things in the world have been super bitter lately. we could wallow in it, or we could take a chance to remind our fellow brothers and sisters how much we love 'em. remember, that Dutch black Saint guy is watching to see who is naughty and who is nice. so in this age of strife and tribulation, at least we can always come together and remember the binds that tie us: our mutual hatred for Muslims.

    MURRY HOLIDAYS URRBODY!
    YES, EVEN THE JEWS!

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  2. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    [m]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To22JIFscyk[/m]

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    /festive
     
  3. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    who is up for the feats of strength?
     
  4. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    I'll lay down some hot, spicy chocolate logs for y'all to snack on ;)

    [screenshot]http://jackielopina.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/oreo-peppermint-truffles-008.jpg[/screenshot]

    or should I squirt you a cup of warm, chalky liquid?

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    remember that's

    • 1 glass heavy cream nog
    • 1-3 shots of rum/bourbon/whiskey/brandy
    • dash of nutmeg
    • dash of cinnamon
    feel free to stir with the cinnamon stick and leave it in there.
    you could also substitute a candy cane for stirring and flavor if you're using peppermint schnapps.
     
  5. Crotale

    Crotale _________________________ _______________

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    Oh Festive Kwanzakkuhmasse right back atcha.
     
  6. Selerox

    Selerox COR AD COR LOQVITVR

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    Blessed Be

    For the non-Abrahamic devotees.

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  7. Hermskii

    Hermskii www.Hermskii.com

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    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
    For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
    non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemisphere
    summer solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
    religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practice of your choice,
    with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
    others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
    at all. And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
    uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2014,
    but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
    whose contributions to society have helped make our country great, and
    without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
    religious faith, sexual orientation or choice of computer platform and
    operating system of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

    1. The greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
    2. It is freely transferable with no alteration the original greeting.
    3. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
    wishes for her/himself or others.
    4. It is void where prohibited by law, and
    5. It is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    This wish is warranted to perform as expected with the usual application
    of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
    subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
    limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
    sole discretion of the wisher.

    Disclaimer:
    The color blue has not intentionally been omitted from this season.
    Blue has never applied for recognition as an official colour of this
    particular holiday observance and I neither oppose nor endorse the
    use of the color blue.
     
  8. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    fawk yeah that's the spirit!

    [m]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM2SWNCes5g[/m]
     
  9. cryptophreak

    cryptophreak unbalanced

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    I don’t know what Kwanzaa is supposed to be, but happy that.
     
  10. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    How The Angel Got On Top Of The Christmas Tree
    By
    Michael T. B. Pulley
    (Adapted from a short story by a anonymous author who adapted it from a short story by Baxter Black. All set to the rhyme scheme of twas the night before Christmas...loosely anyway.)


    Twas December 24th up at the North Pole,
    and Santa was quite close to going postal.
    The elves were on strike,
    the shop was a mess,
    the place twas an utter shambles at best.
    Rudolph was out, his nose broke in a fight,
    the other reindeer had hangovers from drinking all night.
    Even Santa himself was a disgrace to behold;
    the crumbs in his beard were fifteen days old.
    He was greasy and smelly and his breath was scary,
    cause Mrs. Clause had run off, with the Tooth Fairy.
    To top it all off, as if things couldn’t get worse,
    they’d hauled Santa’s head mechanic, off in a hearse,
    after the slay had been totaled by a Gnome on a binge.
    So twas the Angel of Christmas on which things would hinge.
    For Santa had sent her… hell a quarter past three,
    to go out and cut down the mightiest tree.
    A tree so majestic it was inspiring to behold,
    One that glittered and glowed as if painted with gold.
    Where is she, where is she, where is the little whore!
    Santa bellowed out in a monstrous roar.
    When suddenly she burst trough the workshop's front door.
    Yo fat man, yo fat man, she squealed out in glee,
    now where do you want me to stick this fine tree?
    Now this Christmas,
    note the tree as you pass,
    and that perched on the top,
    is the Angel,
    with the tree,
    up its ass.​
     
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  11. Jackal

    Jackal Crapass

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    Fuck christmas and fuck you.
     
  12. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    you're gonna' get a lump of coal with that mouth, sailor.

    [m]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLYD9uFR3j0[/m]
     
  13. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    Happy whatever time of the year it is, bitches.


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    And no, I didn't buy it, but I will drink it.
     
  14. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    Like the SOA avatar DNB.

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  15. [GU]elmur_fud

    [GU]elmur_fud I have balls of Depleted Uranium

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    [M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1aEfqtDeJU[/M]
    [M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtOOI3nXDFk[/M]
     
  16. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mood Muzik

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    Thanks.

    Makes me sad tho.
     
  17. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    yeah boi make it snow up in this bitch

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  18. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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  19. -Jes-

    -Jes- Tastefully Barking

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    God jul i narrefisser. :)
     
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