>>The George Carlin Theory:
>>
>>"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
>>I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
>>What do you get at the end of it? A Death!
>>What's that, a bonus?
>>
>>I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should
>>die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an
>>old age home. You get kicked out when you're too
>>young,you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work
>>for
>>forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
>>retirement.
>>
>>You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for
>>high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid,
>>you play, you have no responsibilities, you become
>>a little baby, you go back into the womb,
>>you spend your last nine months floating......you
>>finish off as an orgasm."
>>
>>-- George Carlin
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