The Fighting Thread

[jordanio]

Alright, we need some serious fun that will unite the XMP BuF community, so here it is: we're gonna brawl!

Take the poster above you and do whatever you please to him/her.

For instance, let's say Covet had just posted before me on this thread. I'd proceed by saying something like:

"/me hurts Covet's feelings by calling him fat."

Have fun, and be careful.

 

[Keasis]

Let's start gently.

/me whips seagull

 

[jordanio]

You wimp!

/me pummels Keasis to the ground with a headshot grenade, and then continues to laugh over his dead body and jump up and down for a few seconds, until...

 

[RLD]

/me sneaks up behind and puts a very large rocket in ur a$$ and then...

 

[S.I.X]

/me Drinks until he passes out.

 

[FurociousFa]

/me chases S.I.X around a map for twenty minutes and finally gutblows him, hops out the vehicle returns to his body, napalms it and walks into eternal bliss.

 

[S.I.X]

/me reforms his body through the awesome raw power of not being a cock-nazi, and impales fur's skull onto spikes permanently damaging his frontal lobe to the point of inoperability, and permanent mongolism.

 

[RLD]

/me sitting back and watching from teh bleachers.

 

[zombiewoof]

/ME takes to being a gunner for a while, douses SIX with fuel and toasts him with the other trigger on the flamethrower for being annoyed for A WHOLE ****ING MAP in which seven - 1 here spent spamming chatty babble spam! then...

 

[S.I.X]

/me decides your an imbecilic whiney little bitch and rips off your limbs, then picks up your torso and gives it to Covet for him to molest. Then tells you that it's one thing to be stupid, but to tell me not to say what i want on my own damn clan server, well that's just ****ing retarded.

 

[[DF]phalanx]

.me gutblows S.I.X and leaves the reminents for too gay too ****

 

[S.I.X]

/me Re-assembles himself and destroys Too Gay's very being and soul with the awesome power of not being a raving ****ing mongoloidic eejit of an idiot.

 

[dutch_gecko]

/me takes Six's advice and turns his skull into an authentic Gibson Les Paul but is interrupted when...

 

[Splinter]

/me laughs

 

[iddQd]

hmm

 

[(GR)Killer]

/me bans iddqd for not joining in

 

[(GR)Killer]

/me kills himself then switches to other team and gets all energy and deploy points and arti's and wins the map while everyone else is tking.

N00bs

 

[[DF]phalanx]

/me sits at the node and kills killer as he is about to cap then i get a crane and drive the enemy node back to base tipping the artis into my node to win

 

[(GR)Killer]

/me leaves the thread
/me heads to nbk chicago the dueling room to find n00bs placing hordes of turrets
/me leaves the server
/me enters the thread

Hi.

 

[[pet]owl]

/me imports the BFG9000 into xmp and becomes the uber pwner of all time ;P