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The asteroid is coming

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NeoNite, May 30, 2018.

  1. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    and it's heading for your backyard.

    What do you do?
     
  2. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    Get the barbecue going and have a party.
     
  3. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    I would put that trampoline, which I don't have, in the middle of my backyard, which I might have and hope for the best.
     
  4. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    I have a pool... it will be fine.
    [​IMG]
     
  5. Hunter

    Hunter BeyondUnreal Newsie

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    invite my neighbors over to kill them off and take their houses
     
  6. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    secure the mining rights.
     
  7. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Hide in my neighbor's yard.
     
  8. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Suppose for some really strange reason you'd be in the exact right spot, and I mean EXACT right one. And the heat of the impact would merely say... blast your clothing away and slightly cook your meat. But you'd survive, it wouldn't be that bad. But everyone else would be turned into dust. All plant and animal life as well. Including all bacterial life as well . Except naturally for the ones in your body.

    Wouuld you still want to check your facebook feed for any updates?
     
  9. evilgrins

    evilgrins God of Fudge

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    Oh don't be silly.

    Of course I would!
     
  10. -Jes-

    -Jes- Tastefully Barking

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    Beat the shit out of it.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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  12. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Conrad bennish would approve.
     

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