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Tell me a game, and I will hate on it for you.

Discussion in 'Games' started by Trynant, Jun 3, 2012.

  1. Vaskadar

    Vaskadar It's time I look back from outer space

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  2. Trynant

    Trynant Manic Brawler

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    Legends of Equestria is a terrible game. It looks like shit, it looks like it plays like shit, and it seems to only be popular because it's pandering to the brony audience. Worst of all it's still in alpha and not available for download. I WANT TO BE A PRETTY PONY DAMMIT.
     
  3. SleepyHe4d

    SleepyHe4d fap fap fap

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    Secret of Mana

    Illusion of Gaia

    Secret of Evermore

    Seiken Densetsu 3

    Final Fantasy 6

    Paper Mario

    Super Metroid

    Fallout

    Fallout 3

    Deus Ex

    Deus Ex: Invisible War

    Deus Ex: Human Revolution
     
  4. HugoMarques

    HugoMarques ☆☆☆☆☆

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    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Quest for glory I
     
  6. MrMaddog

    MrMaddog Flak Monkey

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    Pac-Man

    ...cuz I gotta go old school ;)
     
  7. Trynant

    Trynant Manic Brawler

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    I've been busy because games are terrible. I will continue my hate.

    Secret of Mana is a terrible game. It is a Chrono Trigger wannabe, except it had this crack-pot notion of being real-time. PFFFF. Like that made any JRPG better.


    Illusion of Gaia is a terrible game. I remember watching this game as a kid and thinking to myself, "One day, I'll grow up to be a pathetic human being and will make myself feel better by thinking about how terrible this game is and writing about it to other people." So actually, this game made my dream come true, except it was just a stupid thought and not an aspiration. Therefor Illusion of Gaia can't make your dreams come true and is a terrible game as such.

    Secret of Evermore is a terrible game. It's somehow related to the Secret of Mana, but I don't know if it's a crappy sequel or a crappy predecessor so I GUESS IT'S A SECRET TO ME. Anyways, if Secret of Mana was already shit then this can't be any better.

    This is a terrible game because it's in weeaboo language and therefor can't have been a good enough game to be Englished. Yes, I just used English as a verb in past tense. That's how terrible this game is. I hate the number 3 as well. Fuck you.

    Final Fantasy 6 is a terrible game. It's like Chrono Trigger in that everyone is going OH WOW WHAT A GREAT JRPG FROM THE SNES ERA DON'T YOU WISH JRPG'S WERE STILL GOOD I'M GOING TO CRY INTO MY TERA BODY PILLOW NOW. Please. JRPGs were definitely more terrible in the SNES days and nobody realized how terrible they were until people tried the same stupid shit in modern era and it became obviously terrible. Final Fantasy 6 can't even get its numbers straight; in the NA version it's #3. I hate the number 3, therefor this game is terrible.

    Paper Mario is a terrible game. I can't describe any particular reason, but as far as the story--all the characters seem too...2-dimensional. And the game as a whole falls flat. And the game feels like it cuts and pastes ideas into a collage of paper-thin ideas. Anyways...
    [m]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o[/m]

    Super Metroid is a terrible game. It may be the most terriblest game ever made. It has these...pixels. And platforms. And you jump on them. And you get lost and shit and think about how your childhood friend was terrorized by his drunken father who scammed your parents and fled the country and took away your best friend and then you think how shitty your life was after all that time and how I was diagnosed with a mental illness and strapped on medications that I was hesitanttousebutthengotusedtoitovertimeiguessthat'swhyalcoholisokaynowbecausedrugsaren'tallbadandit'saviciouscycleandi'llalwaysthinkbacktothesimplertimeswhereiwasplayingsupermetroid. Anyways. Terrible game.

    Fallout is a terrible game. I used to like it, but then I had a ...:cool:...falling out with it.
    [m]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o[/m]

    Fallout 3 is a terrible game. It's not even really Fallout as much as The Elderscrolls MLXII: Nuclear Post-Apocalypse Edition . It's the same shitty engine with guns strapped on, and you don't even shoot them because you just turn on VATS while you pretend to care about the story with the shitty facial animations telling you about your daddy issues. What a wash.

    Deus Ex is a terrible game. If you can get past how utterly UGLY this game is (it's like someone ran the Unreal Engine through a trash compactor of foul human excretions), then you'll be pleased to find its buggy gameplay that is semi-responsive. Oh, and supposedly there's some deep story of some sort and good level design or character progression, but can all of that really shine through the shitty foundation Deus Ex is built on? That was a rhetorical question. Of course not. What a terrible thing.

    Of course not! Deus Ex: Invisible War is a terrible game. But I can't think of anything terrible about it at the moment because I was stroking my Too Human. Hold on...one second. Umm...Ungh....Erggh....

    AAAAYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH. Anyways. Deus Ex: Human Revolution is a terrible game. It tries to relive the former glory of Deus Ex, but anything that that old terrible game did right even this new version fucked up. Like modern games can ever succeed at living the glory days of the SNES JRPGs. ALL HAIL GLORIOUS NIPPON AND CRONO

    Quest for Glory is a terrible game. It's the beginning of a terrible series. You do little more than point and click and hope that whatever stupid shit you couldn't possibly know about is actually the right thing to click on. Thankfully this game is mostly forgotten except that there's, like, some moose in Magicka referencing this game.

    Pac-Man is a terrible game. It was made before GLORIOUS SNES JRPG DAYS, therefor it is automatically terrible. Oh, elaboration. It has no story, is little more than ugly seizure-causing lines, and caused a generation to rave and die to ghosts. This game is still the #1 reason people try to fight ghosts and die. Also fruits. Fruits are terrible.

    Old school is terrible. You should go to the new school. It's slightly less terrible. Except when it's worse than old school. Fuck games.
     
  8. HugoMarques

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    12 days to check out 14 games? And to label them all terrible? Man, that's just terrible. You're terrible:)

    Rapelay

    Tetris
     
  9. Captain Scibra

    Captain Scibra That Gravity Elemental

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    Elements the Game
     
  10. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    Shadowwarrior

    Mach 3

    Alley cat
     
  11. Nemephosis

    Nemephosis Earning my Infrequent Flier miles

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    UT 2004.
     
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    akstylish Keyboard Crasha

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    The Binding of Isaac
     
  13. Trynant

    Trynant Manic Brawler

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    NO U

    Rapelay is a terrible game. It has rape. Rape is never funny. Tumblr told me so, and George Carlin is wrong. Also the lays weren't that great anyways.

    Tetris is a terrible game. It's made of blocks and you spin them. Spinning makes me dizzy, so I hate this game. It's way to fast paced and no one likes the Russians. And what's with that bullshit where a block is touching a floor and you can still move it sideways? Fuck Russia.
     
  14. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    Oh man, I'm so ready to hate/vent on fable 3...
     
  15. Al

    Al Car'a'carn

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    I played about 15 minutes of it. I felt like I was being treated like a 5 year old.
     
  16. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    It gets worse after that. I played a couple hours and I still feel like playing a tutorial. The worst is the forced upon you 'the sims' stuff that is neither innovative nor fun.
     
  17. Al

    Al Car'a'carn

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    I'm glad I stopped when I did.
     
  18. Trynant

    Trynant Manic Brawler

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    Sounds like Fable 3 is a terrible game.
     
  19. HugoMarques

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    Now THIS is more like it!

    BioShock Infinite

    Mass Effect
     

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