Teamkiller's Legion

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Hello everyone. This is The Butcher and Obvious Gay. Never before has a gaming clan generated so much press and controversy.

On one hand, we have Omni Kenshin driving himself NUTS, pulling out his hair, banging his head against the wall, chewing off his fingernails, and losing sleep over trying to get us kicked off the Internet.

One the other, we have a crazy psycho case trying to get criminal charges filed against us, hoping like crazy to see us spend the next 10-20 years at Sing Sing for teamkilling.

YET ON ANOTHER HAND, we have the V3 clan trying to say we were impersonating them. I don't know what in the WORLD that's about.

All this can only mean one thing...

WE'RE FAMOUS!!!! WE'VE REACHED THE BIG TIME, FOLKS! WOOOO HOOOO!!! ;)

That's right you heard it here, folks. NOW, a Major Motion Picture from Paramount Pictures...

THE TEAMKILLER'S LEGION-THE MOVIE

----Is currently being filmed ON LOCATION IN HOLLYWOOD. You'll learn the true story about how two brave, talented, and ambitious young men created a gaming clan that changed the history of the world. Here is a complete cast list:

Obvious Gay- Brad Pitt

The Butcher- Tom Cruise

Omni Kenshin- Woody Allen

{NoBull}Dem- Hillary Clinton

VD Xaero- Robert Deniro (Xaero's a cool guy, cant say anything bad about him)

::AlphaOne::- Joe Pesci

This epic, one of a kind blockbuster, is believed to be the movie that will out sell The Passion of the Christ and Titanic...COMBINED.

Basically, here's the plot. Omni Kenshin is an EVIL scientist and a MAJOR computer geek with huge plastic rimmed glasses that only weighs 45 lbs and is 6'5'' tall. He is hell bent on world destruction. He organizes an army to take over the United States. but little did he know, The Teamkiller's, Obvious Gay and Butcher, were already there to stop him.

The movie of explosive special affects as Obvious Gay and Butcher bring down Omni Kenshin and his evil army of computer geeks and people that never get laid.

Also, we (Obvious Gay and Butcher) have both been invited to the White House for lunch with President Bush, to discuss possible plans of running for National Senate.

In the next few months, we have scheduled appearances on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Oprah, and Barbara Walters.
 
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