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TaliBANS in Texas ? mute, get out of there!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by MadWoffen, Dec 17, 2003.

  1. MadWoffen

    MadWoffen Soon! ©

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  2. MP_Lord_Kee

    MP_Lord_Kee New Member

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    Trying to figure out something smart to say but I guess I'm not on my sharpest at the moment. I agree that it is ridiculous. "sold only as novelties", how sad is that? Can't sell a dildo unless it is only sold as a novelty? Whats so novel about a dildo?

    //Kee
     
  3. Freon

    Freon Braaaaiinss...

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    well, they probably come with new shapes and color every week :p

    anyway, it's REALLY stupid... but hey! it's Texas after all ;)
     
  4. cleve-ntt

    cleve-ntt random in the head.

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    Maybe they are ornaments.

    Even if they are novelty what f**ing right has the authorities to intrude on sex lives.


    They are going to ban bdsm next aint they :(
     
  5. TheWhaleShark

    TheWhaleShark This world is spinning around me

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    Ah, good ol' bass ackward Texas, how you never cease to amuse me.

    I suppose this is similar to flavored condoms being "for vaginal use only" 'cause, y'know, vaginas are RICH with taste buds. :D

    So, yeah, this is a bunch of crap.
     
  6. Philophobos

    Philophobos New Member

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    "Adult stores sell sex toys around the law by posting signs that say "sold only as novelties." Webb didn't do that and faces up to a year in jail and a $4,000 fine if convicted. "

    For crying out loud. So what, does she need to get some poster board and make a ****ing "Sold as Novelties Only...*wink wink*" sign for the next meeting? Everything would be ok then?!

    And how does someone even get turned in for this? It doesn't seem like the kind of thing that would be advertised in the paper, so which one of her friends/customers snitched, and why the **** to they care?
     
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  7. spm1138

    spm1138 Irony Is

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    Very stupid.

    They should make a new amendment : "It's none of the government's business what a consenting adult sticks into another consenting adult".
     
  8. Saladin

    Saladin Fez Toting Warrior!

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    she should sell them as christmas tree ornaments...

    ".....and this 14" vibrating one would go best on top of the tree....."
     
  9. cleve-ntt

    cleve-ntt random in the head.

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    Better get a non-needle dropping one then.
     
  10. jaeg

    jaeg PopeyeTurbo

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    Sounds like somebody is just trying to give her a bad name because of her position. It really sucks that she has to be even mildy embarrased because of some local DA's power play in the name "decency". When the charges against her are dropped it won't matter a bit because the only punishment they were seeking will already have been delt. Sucks to be her. Her only crime was her involvement in local civil service.
     
  11. Nightmare

    Nightmare Only human

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    A personal witch-hunt disguised as concern for the law? Not unusual, in Texas or outside. But why not just use the stupid NOVELTY sign in the first place?
     
  12. cleve-ntt

    cleve-ntt random in the head.

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    Yeah, I mean, what if they aint for novelty?? Whats the problem with that?
     

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