Take The Goddamn Poll!

[Cactus]

how much? HOW DAMN MUCH

 

[Cactus]

i'm fuking taking names too. if you vote 4, i'll come to your house at night and steal your spoons.

 

[Rukee]

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

 

[Ulukai]

I can play that damn annoying song on the piano. I don't, but I used to

My point being, there are more lyrics which go on to discuss the finer points of woodchuck chucking (assuming the woodchuck has wood to chuck in the first place). Hmmm, must be around here somewhere.....

 

[Claw]

Originally posted by Cactus
i'm fuking taking names too. if you vote 4, i'll come to your house at night and steal your spoons.

There is no spoon...


Besides, a woodchuck can't chuck wood so the question is pointless.

 

[AMmayhem]

A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[Balton]

voted, nuff said!

 

[Nebel]

A hell of a lot of wood.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Does a woodchuck even have opposable thumbs? If it doesn't, how could it pick up the wood to chuck it? Where does he chuck it to? How far does it get chucked? Does he chuck a pile of wood over to the other pile and then chuck it back again?

 

[digital-warrior]

Can he chuck mornin wood???

 

[Frostblood]

Wood anyone give a chuck if it could? (sorry. i just couldnt resist...i'll get me coat )

 

[Cactus]

i don't like the poll results, i'm warning you people! =P

 

[lucifix]

you goddamn dumbass'

 

[Deathwing]

Would it not depend on how broke the woodchuck was?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Same question posed to Mr. Data:

Given the average life expectancy of a woodchuck, and its average “active” time for a given day, I’d say 428 metric tons, Captain.

You’re amazing, Mr. Data.

That’s what she said, Captain!

 

[Stilgar]

if the woodchuck worked in forestry I'd have to say "quite alot"
....but I don't know that for sure so I'll just guard my spoons for the next few days...