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Stupid Dick Measuring Devices in Airports

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sir_Brizz, Nov 16, 2010.

  1. Sir_Brizz

    Sir_Brizz Administrator Staff Member

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  2. drakon

    drakon Introverted™

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    Wormbo Administrator Staff Member

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    Take it like a BUF member and present your member to them in best shape.
     
  4. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    Wow that's a ****ty site that right there.
     
  5. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    I am heading to the airport Monday morning and I really hope they do have these devices. I can then proceed to say no but you can frisk me, then I will make such a scene while frisking me. It will be awesome :D
     
  6. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    Security theater.
     
  7. funkblast

    funkblast I posted in the RO-me thread
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    a pink username!

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    Hope you prepared to get tasered, pepper sprayed and sodomized with a plunger.
     
  8. SlayerDragon

    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES

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    Enjoy getting kicked out of the airport without a refund and the possibility of a $10,000 civil law suit.
     
  10. Manticore

    Manticore Official BUF Birthday Spammer

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    Your body scan will be posted to the internet almost immediately and viral within minutes.......
     
  11. Jacks:Revenge

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    we need to get rid of all the added security measures that have been adopted since 9/11. just get back to basics. racial profiling.
    I mean lets be realistic. the young, dark-skinned male is much more likely to be the guy carrying a bomb than any white person over the age of 30.

    the point, however, is that fighting terrorism at the airport means we have already lost. if the combined powers of our military and intelligence agencies haven't stopped a guy with a bomb from entering the airport to begin with, then trying to catch him before he takes his seat is fruitless.
     
  12. JaFO

    JaFO bugs are features too ...

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    So why hasn't anybody registered www dot bodyscan dot com yet ?

    /me predicts that no one will care about those scanners once they're in place ...
    heck. We already accept a lot of things that we used to think 'invade our privacy'.

    In a few years we'll have bodyscanners in schools, public buildings and all other places we feel the need to be 'safe' from the T-word.
     
  13. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Yeah really. If the terrorist is so meticulous to not get caught in his/her planning, why would we think that they would get foiled at the endgame? They would surely identify and cover all possible angles. The only way they would be stopped at the endgame is if some remote random event happened. Such as the explosive device that failed to detonate properly during the 'underwear bomber' incident.
     
  14. M.A.D.X.W

    M.A.D.X.W Active Member

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    Why don't terrorists just use their own planes.

    In fact the American government should supply planes to terrorists, but then shoot them down when they enter American air space stuff.

    Put tracking devices on them.
     
  15. kiff

    kiff That guy from Texas. Give me some Cash

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    the sad part is that's probably a good idea
     
  16. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Actually that is a bad idea. The terrorists could easily find the tracking devices, take them off, and plant them on other planes. Thus, the innocent plane would be shot down.
     
  17. Leo(T.C.K.)

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    So...Obama is responsible for this????

    OBBAMAAAAA!!!!!!

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  18. M.A.D.X.W

    M.A.D.X.W Active Member

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    You can communicate with the pilot on planes though? You don't just shoot down random planes.
     
  19. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    Oh I will enjoy it when they frisk my taint and it tickles me so bad that I fall to the ground laughing.
     
  20. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    But nowhere in your plan you say that! :eek:
     

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