Still Another Joke

[Taskmaster]

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students,
pointing out some of the rules:

"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male
students, and the male dormitory to the female students.
Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the
first time."

He continued:

"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be
fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty
fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

"How much for a season pass?"


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[ZenMasterV]

pardon me as I make my way to godlike status

 

[The Gravedigger]

Crap joke man, real ****. /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif

 

[Taskmaster]

You have obviously never attended college... /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif


This 45-year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her
bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom
and sees her.

He watches her for awhile, then says, "You look ridiculous! What on
earth do you think you're doing?"

She says, "I just had my annual checkup and my doctor says I'm doing
great. In fact, he says I've got the breasts of an eighteen-year-old."
She starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 45 year-old *** ?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!