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standout farts

Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by oosyxxx, Dec 29, 2010.

  1. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    What made them such standouts?
     
  2. OO7MIKE

    OO7MIKE Mr. Sexy

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    1. The reactions of everyone around me when it happened
    2. The lack of reactions of everyone around me when I made it very well known that the deed had been done and it was glorious.
    3. The sound as it penetrated my office mesh chair. Clearly there is a disadvantage to having a $800 comfort chair.
    4. Because I was so Fking stoned Larrys!
     
  3. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    1) Can you draw their faces?

    2) Make sure you give them big tits.

    3) Oh man!

    4) I recently spoke with someone about 9/11, although I completely omitted the part about me going home, getting ****ING STONNED LARRYS, and then going into #nali city where you uttered that famous line, which was what again? :)
     
  4. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    oh, standout. for a second I read stalone farts and I was all ready to bash his latest 'the expandables'... which was a dry fart on the silver screen.
     
  5. OO7MIKE

    OO7MIKE Mr. Sexy

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    Omiting "I'm so ****ING STONED LARRYS!" from your story on 9/11 is quit similar to omiting a few years back that I watched Schindler's List on Christmas day. Though quite real and very depressing. It was movie night and I was still a teenager.

    These examples show are natural ability to get on with life and back to normality. Although my "****ING STONNED LARRYS!" days did not come until later, I too found a way to get the job done.
     
  6. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    Am I getting this right, mike went FSL too? I always thought of you walking straight edge.
     
  7. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    I was going down on my new girl when she let one fly.
     
  8. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    back or front?
     
  9. Rukee

    Rukee Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!

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    That's what she said!! :p
     
  10. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    HE SHOOTS HE SCORES :tup:
     
  11. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    You, Qualthwar, and your GF's should have a foursome on webcam. I am really interested in financing this fantasy.
     
  12. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    front
     
  13. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    The cam thing has been a huge problem in our relationship. The second night we were together, I took pics of her while she slept and she’s a school teacher. She made me delete them. She was afraid that I’d post them on the internet and ruin her life. I’d never do that to anyone, but she still harps about it to this day and says that this is one of the things that’s keeping her from getting close to me.
     
  14. OO7MIKE

    OO7MIKE Mr. Sexy

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    When a a woman tells an IT guy to delete something and receives no argument = He's up to something!! RECOVERY!!
     
  15. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    I'm in your pixels supplying megawattz!
     
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    AWW SNACK New Member

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    *fArTz* :D
     
  17. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    yes, yes. Deleted? ha hahahhaahahahaaaa
     
  18. oosyxxx

    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    I think I'm hearing Balton right, but should I be, Sir OO7MIKE?
     
  19. OO7MIKE

    OO7MIKE Mr. Sexy

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    In a very lucid dream last night, Larrys came to me and supplied me with the tools I needed to go completely FSL. I opted in for the cookies. They tasted a little off but and FSL was delayed but it was a wonderful experience.

    Later I engaged in a philosophical discussion with Larrys about several important topics. Some of these topics included: The meaning of life after going FSL in a dream while being FSL in real life, Why Larrys name is always plural, and finally why is everything so god damned funny right now.
     
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    oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula

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    Wow! Hearing this is quite the delight! Glad you could make it over to the dark side and appreciate the lack of light for a while :) We're happy to have you!

    Although I've never done LSD, I ate it in a dream once and had a fairly convincing trip.

    BTW, if you're not busy tonight, swing on by when we're both in the lucid stage and SMOKE ME UP! :D
     

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