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Sport Nuts

Discussion in 'Other Stuff' started by QUALTHWAR, Sep 5, 2009.

  1. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    Dexter Molcuski, amateur pole vaulter and part-time moron, was a victim of boyish mischief when his friends told him the judges would award extra points for sitting on the pole instead of vaulting over it. “Anyone can vault over it, but it takes real skill to sit on the pole” they said. Dexter spent 6 hours in surgery having his testicles reattached.

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  2. The Purple Bunny

    The Purple Bunny Super Mario Breakdance!

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    The pole did not deserve that.
     
  3. Chrysaor

    Chrysaor Lord of the Pants

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    Did the judges award him victorious victories?
     
  4. QUALTHWAR

    QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon.

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    they just handed him his balls
     

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