it basically started out like any other night i went and picked up my 12 case of beer and went to this party with a couple of my freinds, the party we were at was pretty lame but i chilled there for a bit, then this kid who i dont really like that much came up to me and asked me if i wanted to go to another party with him and 2 girls so im like ok and me and him and 2 girls go into his car and hes like were invited here a girl just called me to come, and im like k lets go then, and we start drivin there then once we get near he calls the owner of the house and she says he cant come or bring anyone else, then the kid gets mad and is like lets go fight them and im like k
so we get to the party and the 2 girls decide to wait in the car, and the kids like i got a tire iron in my trunk, and im like we prolly wont need it so we show up at the door and we get let in by this guy then this girl comes up whos the owner of the house and shes like you guys cant stay and im like y not and shes like cause thers already to many people and im like k stfu and shes like if you dont leave youll end up dead and me and my sort of friend are like ROFL stfu whos gonna kill us then shes like ull soon find out, then this dumb girl comes up to me and shes like 15 yrs old and i hooked up with her one night and she just screams at me JUST LEAVE!!!! and i kinda lol'd at her cause she ran away after that
anyways the owner of the house chic was sort of hot and she kept touching me and i kept saying to her dont ****in touch me and she wouldnt stop not touching me, bt anyways me and my friend walked down to the odorstep and there was this one skinny girly kid who kept tryin to act tough and be like u ugys gotta go, and my friend was like lets fight, then the kids like i dont want to. then this one kid whos about 3 inches taller than me walks up to me and my friend on the porch and reaches out with both hands and pushes us at the same time, right when he does that i punched him in the face and he looked kinda shocked and was like DID U JUST PUNCH ME IN THE FACE? and i kinda couldnt believe that i did and i was like yea i did, and he diddnt hit me back, but i walked halfway down the driveway and was standing there waiting for my friend and that girl was still standing next to me and kept touching my stomach and pecks and i like reached out to put my hand around her to make out with her and she was like I DONT THINK SO and i was like wtf then get off me, and she wouldnt stop, but then that kid who i punched started walkin towrads me and i knew something was gonna happen but the alchohol in my brain diddnt allow me to use my catlike reflexes, and the kid walked up to me and punched me in the face and i kinda like felt a popping sound and saw stars for a second but it diddnt really hurt the punch kinda fanned off me and hit the girl who kept holdin me i was loling at that cause she like fell backwards
then i was like man u punch like a lil girl and he got really angry when i said that and i was like lets take this to the road, and we started walkin down to the road then the entire party came outside and ws like watchin us, i was kinda nervous a bit because like 30+ people were watching and i knew i had to win or i'd be a disgrace, but alchohol is the greatest thing ever and helped remain calm i then walked up to the kid and pushed him and he flew back like 5 feet and i was like lol u girl and then he walked towards me and started punchin me in the head and face and i was kinda losin for a bit but then i started twirlin him and we twirled into a ditch and i landed on top of him and i grabbed him by the head and stuck his face in the ditchwater and i held him down with my knee pressed on the back of his neck and started feeding him shots to the head with both my hands on either side of his face and i hit him like 30 time i could hear kids above me screaming 'your gonna drown him' but i just kept hitting him in the face and broke 2 of my fingers on my right hand then i stepped on him and the kid was covered in mud and ditchwater and i jumped out of the ditch and ppl were really angry cause these kids dont really like me that much i kept thinkin they were gonna rush me and gang bang me but i totally tuned the kid and his face is all messed up and i dont have a single scratch cause all his shots either hit me on the top of the head or in the forehead so they diddnt hurt or leave marks except a few cuts on my forehead and the only real pain i got was from my hands which are really swollen and broken and i got a leet cast on them now and ive went to the parties the last 2 night and alot of ppl are talkin about it and keep askin me about it and its a really great feeling the adrenaline rush of the fight was better than sex i diddnt feel ANYTHING.
then this idiot 15 yr old girl who i hooked up with before sent text messages to my friend at the other party that i was gonna get beaten by her older brother and stuff but i diddnt rly believe her until tonight when i got really drunk and decided to call her on my friends cell phone and i was really drunk and i watched that movie on vn boards a few days ago and i kept tellin her to do a barrel roll and then her brother picked up the phone and like had a spaz attack,
so we get to the party and the 2 girls decide to wait in the car, and the kids like i got a tire iron in my trunk, and im like we prolly wont need it so we show up at the door and we get let in by this guy then this girl comes up whos the owner of the house and shes like you guys cant stay and im like y not and shes like cause thers already to many people and im like k stfu and shes like if you dont leave youll end up dead and me and my sort of friend are like ROFL stfu whos gonna kill us then shes like ull soon find out, then this dumb girl comes up to me and shes like 15 yrs old and i hooked up with her one night and she just screams at me JUST LEAVE!!!! and i kinda lol'd at her cause she ran away after that
anyways the owner of the house chic was sort of hot and she kept touching me and i kept saying to her dont ****in touch me and she wouldnt stop not touching me, bt anyways me and my friend walked down to the odorstep and there was this one skinny girly kid who kept tryin to act tough and be like u ugys gotta go, and my friend was like lets fight, then the kids like i dont want to. then this one kid whos about 3 inches taller than me walks up to me and my friend on the porch and reaches out with both hands and pushes us at the same time, right when he does that i punched him in the face and he looked kinda shocked and was like DID U JUST PUNCH ME IN THE FACE? and i kinda couldnt believe that i did and i was like yea i did, and he diddnt hit me back, but i walked halfway down the driveway and was standing there waiting for my friend and that girl was still standing next to me and kept touching my stomach and pecks and i like reached out to put my hand around her to make out with her and she was like I DONT THINK SO and i was like wtf then get off me, and she wouldnt stop, but then that kid who i punched started walkin towrads me and i knew something was gonna happen but the alchohol in my brain diddnt allow me to use my catlike reflexes, and the kid walked up to me and punched me in the face and i kinda like felt a popping sound and saw stars for a second but it diddnt really hurt the punch kinda fanned off me and hit the girl who kept holdin me i was loling at that cause she like fell backwards
then i was like man u punch like a lil girl and he got really angry when i said that and i was like lets take this to the road, and we started walkin down to the road then the entire party came outside and ws like watchin us, i was kinda nervous a bit because like 30+ people were watching and i knew i had to win or i'd be a disgrace, but alchohol is the greatest thing ever and helped remain calm i then walked up to the kid and pushed him and he flew back like 5 feet and i was like lol u girl and then he walked towards me and started punchin me in the head and face and i was kinda losin for a bit but then i started twirlin him and we twirled into a ditch and i landed on top of him and i grabbed him by the head and stuck his face in the ditchwater and i held him down with my knee pressed on the back of his neck and started feeding him shots to the head with both my hands on either side of his face and i hit him like 30 time i could hear kids above me screaming 'your gonna drown him' but i just kept hitting him in the face and broke 2 of my fingers on my right hand then i stepped on him and the kid was covered in mud and ditchwater and i jumped out of the ditch and ppl were really angry cause these kids dont really like me that much i kept thinkin they were gonna rush me and gang bang me but i totally tuned the kid and his face is all messed up and i dont have a single scratch cause all his shots either hit me on the top of the head or in the forehead so they diddnt hurt or leave marks except a few cuts on my forehead and the only real pain i got was from my hands which are really swollen and broken and i got a leet cast on them now and ive went to the parties the last 2 night and alot of ppl are talkin about it and keep askin me about it and its a really great feeling the adrenaline rush of the fight was better than sex i diddnt feel ANYTHING.
then this idiot 15 yr old girl who i hooked up with before sent text messages to my friend at the other party that i was gonna get beaten by her older brother and stuff but i diddnt rly believe her until tonight when i got really drunk and decided to call her on my friends cell phone and i was really drunk and i watched that movie on vn boards a few days ago and i kept tellin her to do a barrel roll and then her brother picked up the phone and like had a spaz attack,
