Smoke's column: the sequal!

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Where's me pants?

  • Here.

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  • There.

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  • I are being confused.

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Smoke39

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New column up at Neuroflare's site! If you didn't read the first one, go read 'em both! If you read the first on and hated it, go read the new one! If you read the first and liked, go read this one! NOW!
 

EvilDrWong

Every line of code elevates you
Jun 16, 2001
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its like... they took a dyslexic 8 year old with ADD, fed him loads of sugar, hooked him up to a meth IV then forced him to smoke rock after rock of crack... then stuck him in a room with a keyboard to burn off all that energy...
i am officially amazed
 

Smoke39

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Jun 2, 2001
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I'm glad you think so. Perhaps I should give one of my Bob, Jo, and George stories to Neuroflare to post on his sight...
You squishin' the fish over there, Kangus?
 

Kangus

Zombie on your pwn!
Jan 29, 2001
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my fish squishing days are long gone..... Back when I was Smoke's age I once caught some minnows & bashed them something nasty with a stick... damn that was fun, but I'm fresh out of minnows.
 

Smoke39

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Here's something I wrote back in 7th grade. My 7th grade English teacher was the best teacher I've ever had.