It's pretty amazing nowadays, that not too many of us really know our next door neighbors. You live next to a family for years and all you really know about them is their first name. So with that in mind here are...
Signs Your Next Door Neighbor Is Bill Clinton
Your neighbor asks advice about rebuilding his cabinet, but he doesn't own any wood working tools.
You suspect your neighbor is secretly putting those unwanted "Vote for Bill Clinton" bumper stickers on your car at night.
Men in dark suits and even darker shades are constantly advising you to "forget you saw anything."
Your neighbor really loves rafting -- he's always talking about white water and being up the creek without a paddle.
Socks, the cat next door, is always burying his "business" in your flower beds.
You believe your neighbor is an architect because he refers to building a bridge to the 21st century.
He asks you to store several boxes of confidential folders in your garage for a few months.
Your neighbor brags about joining the "mile high club" while in Air Force One.
Your neighbor's doorbell plays "Hail to the Chief."
Newt Gingrich and Bob Dole drive by to throw eggs and toilet paper at the house next door.
"Signs Your Next Door Neighbor is Bill Clinton" © 1996 by Mikel F. Rice, All Rights Reserved
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I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
Signs Your Next Door Neighbor Is Bill Clinton
Your neighbor asks advice about rebuilding his cabinet, but he doesn't own any wood working tools.
You suspect your neighbor is secretly putting those unwanted "Vote for Bill Clinton" bumper stickers on your car at night.
Men in dark suits and even darker shades are constantly advising you to "forget you saw anything."
Your neighbor really loves rafting -- he's always talking about white water and being up the creek without a paddle.
Socks, the cat next door, is always burying his "business" in your flower beds.
You believe your neighbor is an architect because he refers to building a bridge to the 21st century.
He asks you to store several boxes of confidential folders in your garage for a few months.
Your neighbor brags about joining the "mile high club" while in Air Force One.
Your neighbor's doorbell plays "Hail to the Chief."
Newt Gingrich and Bob Dole drive by to throw eggs and toilet paper at the house next door.
"Signs Your Next Door Neighbor is Bill Clinton" © 1996 by Mikel F. Rice, All Rights Reserved
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I declare myself to be the self-annointed voice of reason for PuF! Opinions expressed by Taskmaster are not necessarily those of Planet Unreal!
