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Show your ninja skills

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by K, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. K

    K i bite

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    Show your ninja skills [edit*Capoaira!!]

    Can you even pull off half of these?
    Linkage

    Makes me want to get a membership.:rockon:
     
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  2. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    Most of it looks like Capoeira
     
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  3. Israphel

    Israphel Sim senhor, efeitos especial

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    Yeah, it is Capoeira, the clueless guy who put this on a website as Ninja flips probably didn't know what he was talking about.

    Notice most of the moves on that video have nothing to do with actual fighting and are more about acrobatics and dance. It's a shame that generations of people bought up on Tekken think that Capoeira is a from of combat, because it isn't.

    Capoeira isn't a martial art in the sense of the word that most of us think about them, its actually a form of dancing/acrobatics...the fight moves are purely ritualised and just for show.
    I've never seen ANY Capoeira clubs where there is any actual contact - and my girlfriends brother is a Capoeira teacher, added to the fact that th beach infront of my house has three Capoeira schools on it.

    Still, pretty good film (apart from the godawful music). I can never get tired of seeing people run up walls.
     
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  4. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    I didn't know that capoeira is big in portugal... actually I know least about Portugal from all other eu-countries... they do like drinking port wine?
     
  5. Israphel

    Israphel Sim senhor, efeitos especial

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    It's huge here. It comes from the large number of Brazilian and Angolan immigrants living in Portugal (both of those countries being former colonies of the Portuguese).
     
  6. FaT CaM

    FaT CaM Not much...

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    The third one yes, and the fourth one... I hurt myself doing something like that. Then my teachers told me to stop being friggin stupid and learn to punch good instead.
     
  7. BmB23

    BmB23 Take a pick!

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    The portwine or the capoeira?
     
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  8. Shroom-FX

    Shroom-FX Basshead

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    Haha, yeah i was about to say before I read further on.. what happens when their feet connect with someones face? They'll just fall on their heads and look like a prime ass.
     
  9. Vatcilli zeitchef

    Vatcilli zeitchef Dead and back

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    Well i only get a black screen... Did the guy turn invisible? Sorry can't do that;)
     
  10. K

    K i bite

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  11. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    Real Ninja Skills?

    I doubt you find me on this photo. :cool:

    [​IMG]
     
  12. zeep

    zeep :(

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    lol hadmar
     
  13. K

    K i bite

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    :lol: This man is practicing "The Art of Not Being Seen"!:D
     
  14. Breadtruck

    Breadtruck All's Well That Ends Well

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    thats an easy skill. can you run up walls? i think not.
     
  15. BobCobb

    BobCobb Society is a leech on me!

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  16. K

    K i bite

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    That is crazy looking. Reminds me of the movie Runaway.
    [​IMG] :lol:
     
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  17. Breadtruck

    Breadtruck All's Well That Ends Well

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    pff i can walk up a wall better :D
     
  18. zeep

    zeep :(

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    Magnum PI would be a great ninja if his eyes were more like a ninja and if he'd shave his mustache and if he had a more asain complection and build. And if he spoke japanese or chinese or ninja-slang he could say something really cool and then behead Higgins and his dogs with 1 Shuriken.

    Tr it for yourself, think of the Magnum PI theme music and picture him doing the beheading thing. You'll feel great.
     
  19. K

    K i bite

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    fixed :lol:



    kdding. But YES i would love to see him decap Higgins, then take that beautufull car on a road trip , and not return it to the garage!:D
     
  20. GotBeer?

    GotBeer? The nozzle is now calibrating

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    I'm sorry, but this is how wall climbing is done!
    [​IMG]

    And kortniechan, you really need to warn people to turn down the sound before checking out that ninjatraining link.
     

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