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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by AriTheDog, Nov 5, 2003.

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You like touching your peepee?

  1. I like it a lot.

    44.4%
  2. Only boys have peepees. I like crab.

    7.4%
  3. Red Lobster all you can eat binge and purge fiesta.

    14.8%
  4. This poll insults my intelligence. (Tool, don't pick this.)

    33.3%
  1. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    I thought we needed a serious, rational, discussion thread after all this UTForums tomfoolery, therefore I ask you all the age old question:

    What should AriTheDog eat for dinner?

    Now, I know we may have many proponents of me eating cock, of which I am rather fond, especially when Kentucky fried. Hens just don't stand up, in comparison. They lack the gamey flavor.

    The sophomoric majority may pipe in with 'truffles' but alas, they're just coming into season, and therefore very expensive and hard to get.

    If I were European, I could eat ass. I've heard that French Fries are at their best when fried in the fat of an equine.

    But I'm getting ahead of myself. I shouldn't tell all of the intelligent forumgoers here what they plan to tell me. So, what should I eat?
     
  2. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    1. That poll does insult my intelligence, but I didnt pick the 4th option because I love you ari.

    now anyways, I recommend some hot soup, maybe chilli, home made chilli, not the canned bull****.
     
  3. phatcat

    phatcat akward cat

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    I give this thread 5 out of 5 dancing furry freaks.
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  4. Super Feen

    Super Feen probably not a skrull

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    If you don't have a Billy B's in your area it's not even worth it, go chew on some orange skin or something.
     
  5. |pOt|fArMeRx

    |pOt|fArMeRx 3rd degree CD burns

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    let someone cook for you for once

    fagget
     
  6. Luminuis

    Luminuis Herald of the Newest Dawn

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    Cold pizza is always good, if you've got it man.
     
  7. thewalkingman

    thewalkingman ssssssssssss bugger!

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    I have some leftover halloween candy I can pass off to you
     

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  8. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    I've found 10 ways to eat those things. 0_o
     
  9. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    Melt em down and build cities of gold out of them. With the wrappers, you know.
     
  10. PhrozeN

    PhrozeN And Apple a day keeps the doctor away

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    I suggest eating a shoe or even your daily newspaper
     
  11. tool

    tool BuFs #1 mom

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    No, that is so unoriginal, that's what homeless people eat.
     
  12. Zarkazm

    Zarkazm <img src="http://forums.beyondunreal.com/images/sm

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    I voted the same as tool. Disturbing.
     
  13. DeeperShade

    DeeperShade Banned

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    If you have a girlfriend, they're very edible :D
    Or if not, order a chinese? Ya never know. The delivery girl may be cute (or a guy, depending on your luck ;))
     
  14. PhrozeN

    PhrozeN And Apple a day keeps the doctor away

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    Eat DeeperShades space girl pr0n collection.
     
  15. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    My girlfriend is Chinese.

    That's officially the funniest post Tool's ever made after I've been drinking.
     
  16. pine

    pine Official Photography Thread Appreciator

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    I'd just like to point out that I never got any oral sex at band camp. It's unjust.

    My favorite food is bean and egg burritos, with some cheese/salsa thrown in 'cause I'm psycho like that. Hearty and easy to make.
     
  17. pine

    pine Official Photography Thread Appreciator

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    Phatcat! Your +400 Extreme Awesomeosity is no match for my Sad Emo Attack of Heartbreak! I will kick your ass and then go make the saddest mix tape evar!
     
  18. DeDpoet|BuF

    DeDpoet|BuF Only this, & nothing more...

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    pickalickakickabeataeatawipeakissauppalookasuckamybutt

    say it fast 7x with your eyes closed and then open your mouth.
     
  19. AriTheDog

    AriTheDog frog steering expert

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    Butt won't then a masked maurader appear in my mirror to pull out all my teeth from my oblong head?
     
  20. DeDpoet|BuF

    DeDpoet|BuF Only this, & nothing more...

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    kahunasonthebeachside?
     

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