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Scrunch, Roll or Fold?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BarneyGumball, Apr 4, 2006.

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Scrunch, Roll or Fold?

  1. Scrunch

    7 vote(s)
    24.1%
  2. Roll

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  3. Fold

    11 vote(s)
    37.9%
  4. Alternate Scrunch

    2 vote(s)
    6.9%
  5. Alternate Roll

    1 vote(s)
    3.4%
  6. Alternate Fold

    6 vote(s)
    20.7%
  1. BarneyGumball

    BarneyGumball Just Another User

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    With your Toilet Paper do you:

    1) Scrunch - Grab a nice roll of TP and scrunch it into a ballish shape and wipe?


    2) Roll - Grab the whole roll and wrap it around your hand, pull it off then wipe?


    3) Fold - Fold the TP along all the little perferated lines?



    The alternates are just variations of the 3 i just listed...


    Personally i just grab a roll and fold it in half until it's about the size of 1 square...
     
  2. Enfyrneaux

    Enfyrneaux New Member

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    I selected alternate fold, because I don't fold along the lines.
     
  3. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
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    a pink username!

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    How about the 'I dont use TP' option?
     
  4. hyrulian

    hyrulian Rainbow Brite

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    Fold, but I don't purposely line it up with the lines...
     
  5. Enfyrneaux

    Enfyrneaux New Member

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    You and your bidets. Pfft. Where I come from, we sit on fire hoses.
     
  6. sid

    sid I posted in the RO-me thread
    and all I got was
    a pink username!

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    Ohk so you burn them food and you burn them crap wow!!
     
  7. daloonie

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    Roll - easiest...

    It's all the spicy food that does it. It burns, literally, so a fire hose is really necessary?
     
  8. The_Head

    The_Head JB Mapper

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    An Accurate fold :)
     
  9. FaT CaM

    FaT CaM Not much...

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    Aleternate scrunch - its a fold really, but follows no real pattern, i just make it into a sort of messy stack.
     
  10. Kaligraphic

    Kaligraphic Charles leChaud is my hero

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    I make little origami monkeys, stuff them in there, and call people over to ask them "hey, wanna see monkeys fly out of my ass?"
     
  11. MrSmiles

    MrSmiles selimsrm

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    I don't use TP, I use a garden hose
     
  12. Iron Archer

    Iron Archer Holy ****ing King of Trolls

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    One square of TP; fold diagonally twice, rip off the tip so when unfolded it makes a little hole; insert finger thru hole; wipe anus with finger; use tp square to wipe remaining crap off finger.

    That's not my method, but that's a Drill Sergeants humor on the matter of conserving TP.
     
  13. BarneyGumball

    BarneyGumball Just Another User

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    lol i forgot to vote >_>
     
  14. K

    K i bite

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    WTF? :mad: The bandwagon for threads like this left about a month ago.:stick:
     
  15. Enfyrneaux

    Enfyrneaux New Member

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    Meh, it's been more than a year since we had a "Scrunch or Fold" thread.
     
  16. K

    K i bite

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    :lol: :tup:
     
  17. Trynant

    Trynant Manic Brawler

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    Poop humor is always welcome in BuF. Never blaspheme the sacred crap we post.

    And I fold in the best way it can fit. That way I can refold after the first wipe to take maximum benefit from the toilet paper.
     
  18. John O'h Diggin

    John O'h Diggin Abstract Chains

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    This thread is hilarious.

    And for me I fold becuase I need something that makes it feel like soft baby hands are wiping my ass.
    Nah really I just fold.
     
  19. Dark Pulse

    Dark Pulse Dolla, Dolla. Holla, Holla.

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    :con:
     
  20. B

    B Bee

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    I was told that's how the chinese wipe.

    I'm a folder.
     

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