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Ron Paul Jokes

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by FuLLBLeeD, Jul 1, 2012.

  1. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    Q: How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: Just one, Ron Paul!

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    Q: What is Ron Paul's least favorite Pokemon game?
    A: Pokemon Black

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    Ron Paul walks into a bar. The bartender says "Get out of my bar you racist!"

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    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Ron Paul, the racist!

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    Q: What do you get when you cross Ron Paul with a white supremacist organization?
    A: MORE VOTES!
     
  2. Zer0

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    I ghost wrote #4
     
  3. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    why, what has ron paul done?
     
  4. Firefly

    Firefly United Kingdom is not a country.

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  5. cryptophreak

    cryptophreak unbalanced

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    Insofar as I'm aware, one of his writers a few decades ago wrote some racist stuff. It's pretty telling that people make such a big deal out of that. Surely there's some kind of legitimate accusation to be made about Ron Paul the person rather than something tangentially related to him?

    Actually, apparently not.
     
  6. DeathBooger

    DeathBooger Malcolm's Sugar Daddy

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    Think he's the first politician to have illogical fear/hatred towards a specific race? Didn't we invade an entire country full of "evil-doers" not too long ago?
     
  7. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    Neither of these are jokes. Get with the program of the thread jerkwads.
     
  8. FuLLBLeeD

    FuLLBLeeD fart

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    Q: What is Ron Paul's least favorite flavor Mountain Dew?
    A: Mountain Dew Pitch Black
     
  9. Zxanphorian

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    I'm guessing it's funny because Ron Paul supporters get their panties in a twist when people bring it up.
     

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