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NeoNite

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Bienvenue chez les ch'tis: 7.5/10

I'm not saying this movie has dissapointed me, but I wish at times it hadn't been that predictable. The humour is spot on, and I really enjoyed listening to this movie. Hilarious dialogues (et je vous dit quoi...c'est le "chien" etc.)
Good acting as well. Last year I've been to the north of France, and I suppose it isn't "that bad" ;)
 

dragonfliet

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okay, to clarify. I am saying that if you are interested in art house films that focus on symbolism, sex, political and philisophical issues, etc. and make heavy use of metaphor and character to advance plot and you detest action flicks and extreme violence, you will not like this movie. If you like movies full of action and suspense that are quickly moving and focus on the plot, putting cool characters into needed roles to move that plot, you will not like this movie.

Only if you are interested in both of these things can you enjoy Watchmen. You have to be excited by very violent action sequences highlighted by slow motion and punctuated by extreme cgi explosions while simultaneously enjoying political and social commentary and even further enjoying watching very human foibles being projected onto very flawed superheros who choose badly or unwisely.

Most of the complaints I've heard were either from the people wanting a superhero flick (people for whom the wolverine movie will be PERFECT for--which, btw is not an insult, it looks awesome) were disappointed at all the talking and hemming and hawing, the sexual notes, the political commentary, the philosophical underpinnings, etc. they wanted it to move faster. On the other side of the fence, the people who were interested in the meatier aspects of the movie were put off by the violence in the fight scenes, the number of fights in the first place and the super-hero settings.

Obviously I'm simplifying. The biggest flaw of the movie was that the philosophy in the book is a pretty sophomoric one that ignores the complexity of the issues it's dealing with in order to tell a tale in a manageable amount of space and it has a far too pat ending with a far too idealized version of how things 'should' be that is frankly quite ignorant. However the other threads of the book manage take the weight off of this central plot and allow it to be silly while still being important and a little bit profound. The other characters are just as right in their flawed philosophies, they are simply too weak to implement them. Since the movie has to cut out a lot of the fluff (and it was done well, I might add) it essentially focuses on what are the simplistic thoughts of a second year philosophy student before he actually gets around to really reading. I'm blathering too much.

~Jason
 

anaemic

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let the right one in
7.5/10

it was good, although i couldnt shake the feeling the main character looked like rainbowjoe which was a tad offputting
 

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Saw The Uninvited in the theater this weekend. Not bad but predictable. 7/10

Also rented & watched Quarantine, shaky cam shockfest... okay, could have been better 7/10
 

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Revolutionary Road 8/10

Moving!
 

Al

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Apocalypto - 8/10

Would've gotten a 9 if I didn't have to read lol.

Evan Almighty - 8/10

Inspirational movie. Didn't think I'd like it. Well done.
 

Trynant

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Watchmen

9/10

Probably the best adaptation of a comic book I have seen to date (although the most correct would still go to Sin City).

There were a lot of nitpicks I have with the movie, but there were a lot more scenes just done wonderfully.

"The Times They Are A-Changin'" introduction was absolutely wonderful.
 

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Red Dragon 6/10
An overall average crime movie. Though Ralph Fiennes performance was chilling, I loved the scene when he kidnaps Lowens. I almost pooped my pants from fear.
Seven Pounds 3/10
When it's not ripping off Alejandro Innaritu it's being an over indulgent pretentiouts piece of crap. It gets 3 points for a solid cast.
 

SirYawnalot

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Slumdog Millionaire
Really good film - exuberant production with a very vivid portrayal of the lifestyle. It's a very slick, wild ride too - no shortage of dramatic tension, with a very original plot deviced used to flash back through the main character's life. Some good performances (some not so good), and the girl playing the older version of Latika more than makes up for her slightly wooden turn by being so freaking hot.
However, not a perfect film. The narrative developed a lot of creaks near the end which let down the quality of the rest of the production.
8/10

Definitely wouldn't have been my choice for the Oscar - I much preferred The Dark Knight, The Wrestler and Gran Torino - but I wouldn't call it undeserving. Of the films which were actually nominated I think it was the best.
 

Manticore

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Watchmen 9/10

Take a bunch of lunatic vigilantes masquerading as super-heroes and a man-made god.

Throw them all into a parallel universe/alternate reality.

Add some social commentary and the odd bit of humour.

Tie this reality to our universe with excellent choices of music.

Stir in some great visuals to taste and you have one hell of an epic, brilliantly written comic crossover in my opinion..........

"What happened to the American dream?"

"It came true.":lol:

Am I the only one who thought the music was a perfect fit?
No; it was absolutely, brilliantly chosen for the context and the story.

Friggin' awesome flick...........
 
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SirYawnalot

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Watchmen

Wow. Just wow. That was a seriously intense three hours or so.
I haven't read the graphic novel - in fact I wasn't even aware of it until the pre-release publicity for this film - but I thought it was amazing, a commentary on various aspects of humanity (and on superhero mythology - this must have been a momentously groundbreaking story in 1986). Being more specific, I particularly liked the characterisation. Everybody had their own very distinct character, none felt superfluous and all felt fully fleshed-out.

The complaints I hear most often about this film are Dr Manhattan's frequently-sighted blue wang and a sex scene that's essentially softcore porn... To be completely honest, I wonder what the hell these people are smoking. This is an adult film, and if you're not seeing anything far more explicit on a regular basis in your own bedroom (cock colour excepted) then you're probably too young for it. More to the point, these elements fit into the film.
What does feel obtrusive and shocking, and really makes me ponder why people are complaining about the sexuality, is the absolutely hideous level of violence. How can you be disturbed by a hot naked lady when bones snap (graphically) in just about every action sequence? Being an Unreal Tournament fan I've experienced my fair share of digital bloodshed, but even so I felt completely brutalised during the film.

Violence aside though, it's a really amazing film and I think everyone here should definitely make a point of seeing it. Just don't take your dear old mum along with you.
 
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Zur

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Bienvenue chez les ch'tis: 7.5/10

I'm not saying this movie has dissapointed me, but I wish at times it hadn't been that predictable. The humour is spot on, and I really enjoyed listening to this movie. Hilarious dialogues (et je vous dit quoi...c'est le "chien" etc.)
Good acting as well. Last year I've been to the north of France, and I suppose it isn't "that bad" ;)

Did you watch the original version ? I quite enjoyed it myself. The movie is a stereotype of northern France which is said to be a bit like some parts of Belgium. Of course, it's not like that in reality but it's fun nonetheless. Some rumours say that Will Smith is interested in making a remake.

I also know that some people in Paris have been jealous of it's success. Last year some supporters of the PSG footaball club even went so far as to put a banner saying, "Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis: pédophiles, chômeurs, consanguins". Unfortunately for them, president Sarkozy happened to be there :D .
 

NeoNite

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Will smith.. remake? It better be a rumour and stay that way.
I think I've watched the original.
Heh, last year was actually work related. So, we arrive at our destination and shortly after one of my co-workers (who's still obsessed with watching the movie) couldn't resist the temptation of having a good laugh/chat about it with the locals. They laughed, but at the same time had this mildly ehmm... confused (I think) look :D
(Or maybe "Yeah, we don't really care that much")

Seems most people can't pronounce the title properly. ChTi. It's not that hard is it?
Many actually say "chi" or "chiti" ;I

It's been an enormous succes from what I've heard.