dang bro, I hate pants man!
I'm here in my room, unsuspecting sitting around'n'stuff and when I leave my room, I have to put pants on! I mean, wtf? why dude? we aren't even born with pants on man! everytime: pants on! I want to grap some food, I've to put my pants on! I wanna go outside, I've to put my pants on! I wanna take a dump, I've to put my pants on! seriously wtf? why should I put them on, if I pull them off in some seconds anyway?! dang! I'm running around without pants in my room and how do I feel? good, and putting pants on makes me mad, therefore lowers my mood, which is unhealthy! pants make me unhealthy, they're unnatural! but if I go out without some "whawha! you're assraping my christian believes with your pantsless attitude of mass destruction!" and I say:"yo stupid, I'm no terrorist, get that staight, queer!" and they keep on crying'n'stuff and I have to say:"why freaking out when you see my legs? I've to see your face! don't you think our environment suffers enough to get some pantsless relief and see some legs, bitch?"! damn, why wearing pants? seriously! it's just suppression of mankind! and the chicas? why do I have to go to the beach or drill holes to see some legs? they wanna show them, I wanna see them, but your stupid laws of fascism tell us to keep our legs in cloth bags, because my pubes could form a magical swastika in the back of the eye of some as shole! burn da pants man burn da pants! there's no need for them! and if you are against it, you're a nugget of stupid! and you come with your army and sh it and invade iraq and baghdad! and I go, whoa wtf? what's going on dude? and your just a nugget of stupid! dang!
except the ugly girls, they've to cover themselves in giant bags until science makes a machine that can travel in time and stuff to make them beautiful!
yeah? wanna argue about it? well, then your a nugget of stupid, bitch!
fu ck man, who's on my site? lift your hands, stupids!
I'm here in my room, unsuspecting sitting around'n'stuff and when I leave my room, I have to put pants on! I mean, wtf? why dude? we aren't even born with pants on man! everytime: pants on! I want to grap some food, I've to put my pants on! I wanna go outside, I've to put my pants on! I wanna take a dump, I've to put my pants on! seriously wtf? why should I put them on, if I pull them off in some seconds anyway?! dang! I'm running around without pants in my room and how do I feel? good, and putting pants on makes me mad, therefore lowers my mood, which is unhealthy! pants make me unhealthy, they're unnatural! but if I go out without some "whawha! you're assraping my christian believes with your pantsless attitude of mass destruction!" and I say:"yo stupid, I'm no terrorist, get that staight, queer!" and they keep on crying'n'stuff and I have to say:"why freaking out when you see my legs? I've to see your face! don't you think our environment suffers enough to get some pantsless relief and see some legs, bitch?"! damn, why wearing pants? seriously! it's just suppression of mankind! and the chicas? why do I have to go to the beach or drill holes to see some legs? they wanna show them, I wanna see them, but your stupid laws of fascism tell us to keep our legs in cloth bags, because my pubes could form a magical swastika in the back of the eye of some as shole! burn da pants man burn da pants! there's no need for them! and if you are against it, you're a nugget of stupid! and you come with your army and sh it and invade iraq and baghdad! and I go, whoa wtf? what's going on dude? and your just a nugget of stupid! dang!
except the ugly girls, they've to cover themselves in giant bags until science makes a machine that can travel in time and stuff to make them beautiful!
yeah? wanna argue about it? well, then your a nugget of stupid, bitch!
fu ck man, who's on my site? lift your hands, stupids!
And I hate you and your pants. 
this reminds me of the time I crossdressed at school. Skirts DO give you a lot of freedom but then people bitch about seeing your nuts... actually a quick remedy to this is to NOT wear a thong (oops). Oh and insecure macho kids will call you a fag and threaten to beat the **** out of you but they won't really because they're total pussies
