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Quotes, Conversations and Other Funnies

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by AlmostAlive, Feb 8, 2005.

  1. AlmostAlive

    AlmostAlive Active Member

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    It's been a while since we've had one of these and since the climate has changed somewhat, we might get away with another one. I know it's not going to be easy, but let's try to keep it civil.

    Sometimes I find myself playing a bit of online poker whenever I'm bored. People playing online poker are a strange breed and some of them are just stupid, often too stupid to know they are being insulted. There were 3 of us around the table and this one had been complaining about how I played for a while, probably because he/she was down 300 Euro, and I decided I'd had enough.

    It's not really that funny or clever, but I was hoping others could contribute to the fun and clever-factor. It's just something to get the thread going.


     
  2. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    For some reason, Geno cracked me up with that :lol:
     
  3. Derelan

    Derelan Tracer Bullet

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    I don't remember who said it, but it was quite funny.
     
  4. chuckus

    chuckus Can't stop the bum rush.

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    Man how come I miss all the sweet quotes!!!
     
  5. Thrash123

    Thrash123 Obey Leash Laws

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    BadMojo, I think.
     
  6. Hadmar

    Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe

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    Oh, I'm quite sure it was him. You might ask Freon, though. Or alternatively take a look at his sig. ;)
     
  7. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    I don't remember the exact quote, and it was lost in the Crash, but I cracked up when Hadmar was talking about lining up to "beef the pikeman" (Howski) :lol:
     
  8. Freon

    Freon Braaaaiinss...

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    "I don't have a ****ing clue why I'm wasting precious brain cells arguing with a man who names himself after the fluid that runs behind my fridge." - BadMojo

    The quote was a bit longer, I cut it down so that it fits in my sig IIRC
     
  9. Derelan

    Derelan Tracer Bullet

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    Right, thankyou :)
     
  10. erehwoN

    erehwoN The Bass Ackwards BTL

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  11. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    [08:15:22] <TheShiningWizard> Play Rescue - The Embassy Mission!
    [08:15:35] <Rostam> I suck at it
    [08:15:41] <Rostam> tried it at the most difficult level
    [08:15:44] <Rostam> had 2 snipers in place
    [08:15:48] <Rostam> and...
    [08:15:51] <Rostam> I fell twice
    [08:15:54] <TheShiningWizard> LOL
    [08:15:57] <Rostam> and my third dude got shot while in the window
    [08:16:43] <TheShiningWizard> I hate it when I fall. "Drop, step..... drop, step.... drop *SKRREEEEEEE*"
    [08:17:14] <Rostam> yeah
    [08:17:21] <Rostam> I am an uber leet rescue mission dude
    [08:17:27] <Rostam> and oh noes I have fallen
    [08:17:33] <TheShiningWizard> LOL!
     
  12. geogob

    geogob Koohii o nomimasu ka?

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    I got a few quotes taken not from IRC logs but from game logs... some funny (and some weird) stuff...

     
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  13. Bushwack

    Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold...

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    Classic Geo, CLASSIC!!!! EPIC EVEN!!!!!!!!
     
  14. NTKB

    NTKB Banned

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    Yea I couldnt stop laughing that night, my ribs hurt.
     
  15. deathren

    deathren Dusty ****er.

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    Yep.
    Something like "Why the fuck am I wasting brain cells arguing with someone named after the fluid that leaks out of the back of my fridge?"
    Ask Freon. :p

    Here are two things I saw tonight that really cracked my up:

    "Never underestimate the erotic nature of a roll of quarters."

    "Your parents should have used contraceptives so that they wouldn't create something terminally stupid.
    Sadly, they did not, so we have to deal with you now. Way to go, SexEd."
     
  16. anaemic

    anaemic she touch your penis?

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    somone wake up dank and have him post his entire quote file, twas quite elusive and speshul back in the day


    oh and gee thanks geogob for being the one guy who always posts a million lines of boring in these threads
     
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  17. geogob

    geogob Koohii o nomimasu ka?

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    You're welcome. Anytime.
     
  18. the Reverend Null

    the Reverend Null Sill Falling

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    And then later the same day:

     
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  19. Harrm

    Harrm I am watching porns.

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    I'm never going to forget the last line. Said over TS one night:

    Nick: "...Mjolk, you are a horse."
    Mjolk: "I'd rather be a pony."
    Nick: "Why would you want to be a pony?"
    Mjolk: "Because ponies have character."

    And this should give a pretty clear indication of how I treat my clanmates (I'm an *******):

    Mercie: our forums are HOT
    Me: Actually, I've never seen your Mom.
    Me: Is your Mom hot?
    Mercie: ima keep it that way
    Me: Is she?
    Me: I bet she's hot.
    Mercie: rofl

    --Harrm
     
  20. TheShiningWizard

    TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical.

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    You're going to have to do a lot better than "your mom's hot" if you want to call yourself an asshole.
     

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