Punch-A-Turtle

[QUALTHWAR]

I had this idea whereby people could exercise and have fun at the same time. People punch turtles. Since they hide in their shells anyway, folks can go nuts and punch the crap out of them. I figure by now the teenage ninja mutant turtle generation has grown up and can relate to punching turtles.

This idea has got to be better than my Tastes-Like-**** string of hamburger chains. That failed big-time. Nobody wanted to eat there.

What do you think?

 

[The Purple Bunny]

Tell me about the types of turtles that will be available? Can we hang a galapagos turtle and use it for kickboxing?

 

[oosyxxx]

The goal should be to give it a black eye.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

the size of the turtle should be based on the size of your wang. this leaves ladies out, but they would wimp out and not hit a helpless turtle anyway. however, ladyboys could still do turtle punching.

 

[The Purple Bunny]

So what size turtle do I get to use for a 30" wang?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Isn't Wang a province in the Philippines?

 

[Balton]

What do I win if I pierce the shell of a Turtle with one fierce blow?

 

[Rukee]

What do I win if I pierce the shell of a Turtle with one fierce blow?

You get your wang back.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Isn't Wang a province in the Philippines?

Well, if it isn’t, it should be.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

What do I win if I pierce the shell of a Turtle with one fierce blow?

Then the turtle was weak and deserved to die. You know, that whole Darwin thing.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Well, if it isn’t, it should be.

w3RD!

 

[Continuum]

Goddammit snapping turtles are fast!

 

[Balton]

Then the turtle was weak and deserved to die. You know, that whole Darwin thing.

I am an unstoppable force of god!

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Goddammit snapping turtles are fast!

i see what you're getting at. we could use them as lawn mowers!

 

[QUALTHWAR]

I am an unstoppable force of god!

And I am the twilight fairy twinkle princess

 

[Continuum]

Iv'e just pulled all my money out of my 401k and bought a turtle ranch somewhere in Greenland.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

"somewhere?" you don't know where your ranch is? Well, Greenland probably isn't all that big; the ranch should be easy to find.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

i see what you're getting at. we could use them as lawn mowers!

It's been done. Meet the Flintstones!

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Ok, I have another idea: pelican trashcans.