Armin (The Stiff) Mikulski, daycare daddy and part-time Neo-Nazi, road his sidecar motorcycle through a nudist colony’s clubhouse this week where Peter (No Stash) Liebowitz was entertaining colony members with his “Tribute to Barry Manilow” medley. As fate would have it, Peter’s piano got wedged atop the sidecar and the outlandish dual tooled down the road without missing a beat; eventually touring in an infinite loop on a wheelchair test track in Mud Lick, Kentucky.
Police commented that there was nothing they could do since Peter was wearing a required safety helmet. When asked to comment about the helmet, Peter said, “Man, that was lucky! I wore this thing for my piano performance because the wine bottles the audience throws can leave ghastly lumps on your noggin.
Police commented that there was nothing they could do since Peter was wearing a required safety helmet. When asked to comment about the helmet, Peter said, “Man, that was lucky! I wore this thing for my piano performance because the wine bottles the audience throws can leave ghastly lumps on your noggin.
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