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One more year to go...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NeoNite, Dec 20, 2011.

  1. NeoNite

    NeoNite Eternal sunshine

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    and that's it, game over. One more year to live, enjoy while you still can. One year from now, a giant tsunami will crush you to bits and pieces, and the poles will dance around the earth.

    One more year, and the sun will explode, This explosion will smash Mercury, Venus and the moon into the atlantic ocean, which probably isn't such a good thing.

    2012...december..21...

    Damn it, I'm buying some of those doomsday books tomorrow. They'll probably provide me information on how to survive this global disastrous event. Need to find me that village in France which will 100 percent sure magically survive the cataclysm!
     
  2. KaL976

    KaL976 *nubcake*

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    Only if they've finished tiling my bathroom.
     
  3. Capt.Toilet

    Capt.Toilet Good news everyone!

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    I say bring it. If it truly is the Rapture, then I will celebrate by rapturing a bunch of womens pussies with my penis.
     
  4. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    ah, you got one of those rap-a-round penises.

    Mine only does the grow bigger and harder thing.

    How do you get around the vag? and also, then, where do you go?
     
  5. Jacks:Revenge

    Jacks:Revenge ╠╣E╚╚O

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    yes; yes they will.
     
  6. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    stupid poles,
     
  7. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    In Denmark we call poles "håndværkere", it means "major contributor to society"
     
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  8. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    what do you call the "others"?
     
  9. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    "Menneskeheden undergang", transliterates to "Red stew with cream"
     
  10. dotnetbeast

    dotnetbeast Mr. Mayhem

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    Meh. Wouldn't give a **** if **** ended tomorrow.
    I would die knowing I cranked out a couple beats.
     
  11. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    yeah, you would know.
     
  12. Rambowjo

    Rambowjo Das Protoss

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    hi let's make a thread about "what would you do if the world ended tomorh h H

    edit:thanks for that plumb drumb
     
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  13. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    we're in that thread. and the tomorrow isn't looking like it's going to be with "h" H"h e H
     
  14. Zxanphorian

    Zxanphorian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    This thread is Harold Camping approved!
     
  15. Zur

    Zur surrealistic mad cow

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    The future is in tin foil hats.
     
  16. BITE_ME

    BITE_ME Bye-Bye

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    If you have been thinking about having butt sex.
    Now is the time too do it ;)
     
  17. HugoMarques

    HugoMarques ☆☆☆☆☆

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    I say to everyone that believe in the end of the world next year that it's not true.

    Because if in fact it isn't true, I can laugh at their faces, and if it's true, no one's gonna be alive to tell me I was wrong.
     
  18. Big-Al

    Big-Al amateur de bière

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    Yip, my girl friends birthday today... Dec 21st :D
     
  19. Plumb_Drumb

    Plumb_Drumb yumb

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    yay, hooray! let's break out the bottle.

    Wait, who already broke this ****? Oh

    neonite, that last beer swizzle was for you.
     
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  20. (GR)Killer

    (GR)Killer ...

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    One reason why following the bible should be banned...makes you look like that man.
     

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