Ok check this out! No offence to Canadians please. By the way Redeemer you can kiss my A$$ I could care less how you feel about my posts. If you don't like don't read. Simple huh?
So here is my joke;>An American is having breakfast one morning; coffee,
>croissants,bread,butter & jam when a Canadian man,
>chewing gum, sits down next to him.
>
>The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless,
>starts a conversation:
>
>Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole
>bread??"
>
>American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>
>Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We
>don't. In Canada, We only eat what's inside. The
>crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
>transform them into croissants and sell them to the
>states." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.
>
>The American listens in silence.
>
>The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the
>bread??"
>
>American: "Of Course."
>
>Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
>chuckling). "We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit
>for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
>seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,
>transform them into jam and sell the jam to the
>states."
>
>The American then asks: "Do you have sex in
>Canada?"
>
>Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says
>with a big smirk.
>
>American: And what do you do with the condoms once
>you've used them?"
>
>Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."
>
>American: "We don't. In America, we put them
>in a container, recycle them, melt them down into
>chewing gum and sell them to Canada.
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So here is my joke;>An American is having breakfast one morning; coffee,
>croissants,bread,butter & jam when a Canadian man,
>chewing gum, sits down next to him.
>
>The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless,
>starts a conversation:
>
>Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole
>bread??"
>
>American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>
>Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We
>don't. In Canada, We only eat what's inside. The
>crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
>transform them into croissants and sell them to the
>states." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.
>
>The American listens in silence.
>
>The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the
>bread??"
>
>American: "Of Course."
>
>Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
>chuckling). "We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit
>for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
>seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,
>transform them into jam and sell the jam to the
>states."
>
>The American then asks: "Do you have sex in
>Canada?"
>
>Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says
>with a big smirk.
>
>American: And what do you do with the condoms once
>you've used them?"
>
>Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."
>
>American: "We don't. In America, we put them
>in a container, recycle them, melt them down into
>chewing gum and sell them to Canada.
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