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ohm clan

Discussion in 'Original Unreal Tournament' started by fiend, Jan 9, 2001.

  1. fiend

    fiend New Member

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    ohm clan is looking for new members
    if interested send e-mail
     
  2. XeneX

    XeneX Volatile

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    Just to help you out here......

    Is it a new clan?
    Do you currently have any members?
    Where is the clan based? Euro/US?
    What is your primary game type?
     
  3. fiend

    fiend New Member

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    ohm is a new clan with 3 members
    we play tac ops
     
  4. Tetris L

    Tetris L Smartass

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    You don't work in marketing / advertising, do you?
     
  5. fiend

    fiend New Member

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    what kind of question is that?
     
  6. Rooster

    Rooster Local Legend

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    You're not very forthcoming with details on your clan.

    You don't make any attempt to draw people in by getting people interested in anything.

    A marketing/advertising person would concentrate on drawing as much "good" attention from their target audience as possible by including details & teasing information.
     
  7. Morety

    Morety The Farterator

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    Hehe, a funny one.

    I am in advertising. I get it :D

    In addition to:
    Is it a new clan?
    Do you currently have any members?
    Where is the clan based? Euro/US?
    What is your primary game type?


    Do you have a server?
    What kind of people are you hoping to find?
    Actually showing your email might help

    Typical ad copy:

    Headline: Attract attention
    Currently "ohm clan"
    Could have been "Join the fun-loving competitive ohm clan and get a free T-Shirt"

    Sub-Head: Promise benefit
    Currently "ohm clan is looking for new members"
    Could have been: "A rare opportunity has arisen for you to join our fun and competitive clan. Tryout now, and if you make the squad you will get a really cool free T-Shirt, along with the prestige of placing these three wonderful letters in front of your online name"

    Body Copy: Describe product
    Currently "nada"
    Could have been "ohm is a fun loving competitive clan located in the Northwest Territories just to the left of Hudson's Bay. We have a server with a P-100 powered by three gerbils and a hamster.

    We plan to be a competitive mid-level clan with having fun as our priority.

    We do not yet have a website, but if someone would be so kind as to help us set one up, we will give them a really funky free T-Shirt as a thank you.

    Tryouts to be held at 8pm Nanuvik time at unreal://123.456.12.12

    Footline: Reinforce Benefit
    Currently: "nada"
    Could have been: "Fun, prestige, and a really spiffy free T-Shirt."

    Call to action: Like it says
    Currently: "if your interested send email"
    Could have been: "Send an email to me, Al Franken, at afranken@hotmail.com to reserve a time limited, while a position lasts only chance to have a fun time fragging with friends...and a chance to win a neat-0 T-Shirt, for free.
     
  8. JuiceEggsMcKenna

    JuiceEggsMcKenna MC68060/50

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  9. DragonAsh

    DragonAsh Hentai-like

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    what are your connection?
    What ladders are you on?
    What skill do you have?


    Do you know how to shock combo?
    Do you know how to telepunt?
    Do you konw how to spam "your using an aimbot"?
    Do you know how to ping rape people?
    Do you know how to ping rape yourself?
    Do you konw what ping is?
     
  10. SimplyCosmic

    SimplyCosmic ERGO. VIS A VIS. CONCORDANTLY.

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    Well, maybe a logo will help them stand out.

    [​IMG]

    No. I guess not.





    (Apologies in advance, I couldn't resist)
     
    Last edited: Feb 27, 2001
  11. fiend

    fiend New Member

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    the deal

    we are a tac ops caln with 3 members in the US
    we don't suck, if you don't suck contact me
    ohm_fiend@hotmail.com
    serious replys only please
    no more wise asses
     
  12. fiend

    fiend New Member

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    oh yeah

    i hate sales/marketing people who use catchy lingo to fool dumbasses into thinking they are getting something they are not

    wbe site soon
    ohmclan.cjb.net/
     
  13. SamD

    SamD Hooker with a penis

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    Re: oh yeah

    Well if that's how you treat people around here, then I strongly discourage anyone from joining your team. I couldn't have any fun with this game if there wasn't any mutual respect and friendliness between my fellow fraggers and myself.
     
  14. I_B_Bangin

    I_B_Bangin habitual line stepper

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    Here we go again

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  15. Tetris L

    Tetris L Smartass

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    Wow, in his 5th post he finally got the idea that it might be a good idea to post the clan's website URL. (That website is indeed pretty cool; check it out.)

    Fiend:
    I hope you're better at playing UT than at raising interest in your clan. I assume it wasn't you, who made the ohm website?! You should let *that* guy do the clan PR.
     
  16. JuiceEggsMcKenna

    JuiceEggsMcKenna MC68060/50

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    Damn that's a nice looking website. You should get Cleaner to do your PR, no-one would have looked at it if it wasn't for his post ;)
     
  17. fiend

    fiend New Member

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    ok look

    if you play tacs ops reply
    if you are a jerk don't reply
    i don't care about could ofs or should ofs
    or cleaner"s opinion
    only reply if you want to actually talk to me about joining
    ohm_fiend@hotmail.com
     
  18. SuperTrap

    SuperTrap JerkAss

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    Oh well..

    I play but I'm a jerk.

    [​IMG]
     
  19. fiend

    fiend New Member

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    no e-mail super tramp?
     
  20. DividedSky

    DividedSky Fabio-like<br><img src="http://www-atm.ucdavis.edu

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    SuperTrap, I don't think that installation worked :)
     

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