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OBAS: Ohio Burning Asshole System

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BillyBadAss, Dec 28, 2014.

  1. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    I'm back in The U.S. for Christmas and all this rich food has my asshole working in overdrive. The softest tissue feels like sandpaper on my delicate o-ring. I'm currently only pooping out Mississippi Mud style poops. They are taking millions of wipes to make clean.:(

    Anyone else feeling the pain this holiday season?
     
  2. gopostal

    gopostal Active Member

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    I feel your pain. Couldn't eat most anything but deviled eggs from our Christmas buffet (still figuring this 'no teeth/no taste' thing out as I go). I had a bunch of them too.

    Nearly killed myself in my work sleigh the day after. It's a good thing we can drive with our door open.
     
  3. NeoNite

    NeoNite Worst hack fraud ever

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    Nah, everything's a-ok with the ol' bumholio. No searing, aching pain when I drain the evil eye without even the slightest strain. No real rich food excesses. Good food I guess, but nothing too fancy.
     
  4. Jackal

    Jackal Crapass

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    [M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8awqKPvdKk[/M]
     
  5. Igoy

    Igoy dea ex machina

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    BBA has got to be hands down my favourite forumer ever. He tells it exactly how it is.
     
  6. Selerox

    Selerox COR AD COR LOQVITVR

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    A candle at a safe distance, obviously...

    Had a surprisingly good festive season in that regard. But I will light a candle and hope for the best for you all.
     
  7. Balton

    Balton The Beast of Worship

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    I'm all good. Been only cooking healthy Italian food the past weeks.
     
  8. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    How much of a favorite? Would you lick/eat my ass to comfort it? I will wash it first. You know you've done this before.

    He knows. He lives in this area.

    Please do. I'm risking scar tissue here.:(
     
  9. ZenPirate

    ZenPirate Living Legend (and moderator)

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    YES!!! Payoff!! you know how much work it took us to talk your folks into putting that much ex-lax in your food?
     
  10. BillyBadAss

    BillyBadAss Strong Cock of The North

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    It feels like there was some grains of sand too.:(
     
  11. Igoy

    Igoy dea ex machina

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    Anything 4 u bebe.
     

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