Notice of gerbil violation.

[The Purple Bunny]

It has come to my attention that gerbils are being placed in non-gerbil environments. I am obligated to remind everyone that such non-approved use of gerbils is prohibited and may result in termination and loss of pension.

Also, to whomever wrote a giant "Q" on the elevator doors with tuna salad, please do not do this again. We need that tuna salad for lunch hour.

Thank you.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

i wrote the Q on the door and those gerbils were just asking for it

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Those poor gerbils.

 

[Continuum]

I think the employee handbook needs updated I don't remember seeing anything about gerbils in there or gerbil approved environments.

 

[The Purple Bunny]

i wrote the Q on the door and those gerbils were just asking for it

I'm sorry, but I know that this is not your style. I would consider you guilty if this were the bathroom being set on fire. Again. But since nothing is in flames I believe you're covering for someone.

I think the employee handbook needs updated I don't remember seeing anything about gerbils in there or gerbil approved environments.

Section 12. Chapter 4. Paragraph 3 reads:

"Under no circumstance are gerbils to be removed from their approved marked containers and relocated to an unapproved location without authorization. This includes areas inside or outside people and places. All gerbils that are moved must be logged with the name of carrier, date, time, and destination. Failure to do so may result in termination, loss of pension, and a specified amount of time in the Room of Despair."

Also, I noticed that my car was egged and the word "REDRUM" written in egg yolk across the windshield. People, please. We have perfectly good blood stored for the purposes of writing crazy messages. It is free and may be use wherever, but eggs are not for that kind of activity.

 

[NeoNite]