Name That Cookie

[QUALTHWAR]

It’s time for another installment of “Name That Cookie.” The gameshow-like game that explores the dark chocolate side in all of us. Ok, you all know how we play, but for the newbies out that, here are the rules:

I show you a picture of a cookie and you try and guess its name. For example, this picture shows an Oreo cookie. If you guessed Oreo, you receive one point, but if you guess its name, you received 2 bonus points, which I like to call boni. In this case, the name of the cookie was Fred. Fred.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Ok, everyone ready?! Let’s play Name That Cookie!!

 

[The Purple Bunny]

That's an S&M cookie, and his name is Gimp.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

That's an S&M cookie, and his name is Gimp.

/me agrees

 

[Balton]

Ok, everyone ready?! Let’s play Name That Cookie!!

Jimbo aka "looks-like-a-4-year-old-puked-in-the-dough-cookie"

 

[QUALTHWAR]

That's an S&M cookie, and his name is Gimp.

Judges? What do you think?

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Please be more specific. Who makes the “S&M” cookie?

 

[Balton]

Please be more specific. Who makes the “S&M” cookie?

subways...

 

[QUALTHWAR]

subways...

i need your answer in the form of a question. Or was it a question?

 

[Cat Fuzz]

*ding*

Eh, what is subways, Alex?

 

[Sarevok]

Ok...Oreo and his name is Fred, next!

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Great googely moogely

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Sorry for the ebonics.

 

[The Purple Bunny]

Please be more specific. Who makes the “S&M” cookie?

Who is Sara Lee? Not the dessert maker, but the transvestite dominatrix in Dallas.

Not that I would know her personally.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Purple Bunny receives one point for a correct answer of M&M cookie. No points given for the Name of the cookie. The name of the cookie was Steve. Yes, Steve was the answer we were looking for.

Balton receives minus 5,784,324 points for an incorrect answer. I forgot to mention that wrong answers mean a deduction of 5,784,324 points. But don’t worry; a few good answers and a correct Boni or two, and you’ll be right back in the ball game.

Incorrect Name guesses cost you nothing, but incorrect Cookie guesses cost you 5,784,324 points.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

Ok, let’s play again. Name That Cookie!!

 

[The Purple Bunny]

That's a lime-flavored Vanna. Those are awesome.

 

[QUALTHWAR]

You might be looking at the wrong picture. Since I can’t see where you’re looking, it’s just a guess.

 

[Cat Fuzz]

Purple Bunny receives one point for a correct answer of M&M cookie. No points given for the Name of the cookie. The name of the cookie was Steve. Yes, Steve was the answer we were looking for.

Balton receives minus 5,784,324 points for an incorrect answer. I forgot to mention that wrong answers mean a deduction of 5,784,324 points. But don’t worry; a few good answers and a correct Boni or two, and you’ll be right back in the ball game.

Incorrect Name guesses cost you nothing, but incorrect Cookie guesses cost you 5,784,324 points.

This game is so hard-core.

 

[Sarevok]

Cookie: FIG NEWTON OMG FTW!
Name: RENALDO AFAIK QFT!